I'm assuming either:
"Pardon me, but it's petmeo'clock"
"Let me sing you the song of people. It goes: meowmeowmeow there's no food in my bowl meowmeowmeowmeow if it doesn't fill up soon i'm going to sing this song again at 2am meowmeowmeowmeow"
He would make the perfect Oliver Twist in an animal rendition of the story.
There is only one acceptable response "Yes" to whatever this kitten wants.
Now THIS is probably one of the most beautiful cats I've ever seen. And I'm not even a cat person.
Excuse me sir do you have time to talk about our lord and savior puss in boots.
Yes!! Doesn’t matter what you want, the answer is a resounding yes!
The cat looks Japanese.
Please, Sir, may I have some more?
That is the best “What you say about me?!” Face I have ever seen from a cat
That kitty is a thinker. We had one of these for nearly 20 years. That sort of mental agility made him fascinating during his lifetime of "seeing how things break".