Score
Title
944
/u/Exis007 explains why we shouldn't confront parents with screaming children in public
12940
All-star lawyer gives an update on his free Church of Mormon resignation service, announces he has represented over 22k people fleeing from the faith.
882
User creates the perfect 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse
876
Defense lawyer explains their motivation for defending murderers and why the death penalty is so harmful
40
/u/Immolated_Marmoset explains recent GOP party politics in terms of The Godfather.
76
/u/floodcontrol explains why physicians take so long to update their procedures to newfound knowledge
5
/u/st00pidm0nkey tells of the best revenge against people parking in his private parking lot.
74
Redditors discover that Westeros was designed by flipping a map of the United Kingdom upside down, and that Sean Bean is actually from Winterfell (aka. Sheffield) IRL
4937
I suggest making a site that "checks" if your password is safe, but is really pretense to teach you about security; /u/Ketrel delivers
442
Chinese exchange student taught to hate the Green Bay Packers with the power of memes
294
What I learned from trolling conspiracy for 3 years.
233
Redditor explains what we're all missing about Dune.
16
OP asks why people don't like Kevin Durant, and user explainss with a great, unbiased post.
65
/u/Kim_Jong_OON describes magical things everybody uses
159
Was George Washington actually a good general?
106
Barbers remember some of their clients' final cuts.
12
Haunted baby monitor
356
/u/eyegone52 finds the gif of his false eye fitting three days late and answers everybody's questions (check his profile to see all of the answers).
43
u/davesoft explains why cryonics isn't viable, so simply that a literal five year old could understand
255
Redditor articulates the effects of TBI which he has witnessed firsthand
32380
Redditor realizes just how bad a Nice Guy he was, gets therapy, and turns it all around
0
The Best Representation of Discourse in the Destiny.gg Community.
0
Redditor writes a review of his life...
34
NSFW /u/KeeperOfTheSinCave offers some advice to an aspiring young couple on how to spice up their porn. (NSFW)
35
The first trailer of Wes Anderson's next movie, "Isle of Dogs" is released. Redditor /u/IsleOfDogs shows up in the comments.
0
White-boi-eats-spicy-food-and-pukes-fire
39
u/WinterzHaze offers to send a random stranger a Christmas card and inadvertently creates a little project to sends 100 Christmas cards around the world. People are amazing.
131
Reditor provides an informative and persuasive argument regarding the size of the US military budget and is awarded several deltas for changing people’s minds.
76
/u/Wang_Dangler explains why the credit rating agencies were more to blame than Goldman Sachs during the banking crisis
8
/u/Kerbonaut2014 notices a serendipitous statistic about a football player resulting in a string on nice comments
54264
Redditor zooms in on the wristwatch that a facepalming John Kelly is wearing and cross-references the time with the timeline of the speech Trump was giving at the UN, confirming the photo as a genuine reaction to the POtuS' remarks.
104
/u/Film_Director gives us a Trump's-eye-view of his possible motives for running for President and the trouble it's landed him in
257
/u/ikma Provides a terrific off the cuff refutation of a racist fake statistics study linked by another user.
55
Redditor explains that movie scenes are censored in the Middle East for showing as little as kissing
34
/u/TechnocratNextDoor does the math behind Bernie Sanders' proposed Medicare for All bill and finds the numbers simply don't add up.
55
Time-travelling Redditor makes unbelievably accurate prediction about the Chelsea game today
42
/u/DoctorRonny explains why the Golden Gate Bridge was said to have "nearly collapsed" on opening day
69
Redditor who knows the field explains some of the complex reasons the US has such a large military budget
64
My EDC - 7 years ago (10-6-2010) these two items saved my life and they have continued to do so every day since.
30
User in a jazz sub asks about a cheesy jazz band. Son of Butch Trucks (Allman Brothers Drummer)/cousin of Derek Trucks shows up to give his opinion
-2 SilasX > Several people groaned, but I distinctly remember making eye contact with the woman in the seat directly across from mine, and our glance said BS. New Yorkers never make eye contact on the subway ;-)
-5 DivorcedDadFWoman That was great up until I heard that he had a N64 in his office. What is he, FIVE? You go to work to WORK not to play around. IDIOT!

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coldfusion.runtime.JSONUtils$JSONParseException: JSON parsing failure at character 1:'<' in <!doctype html><html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" lang="np" xml:lang="np"><head><title>I worked on the 77th floor of World Trade Center Tower 2. AMA : IAmA</title><InvalidTag name="keywords" content=" reddit, reddit.com, vote, comment, submit " /><InvalidTag name="description" content="I posted this earlier in an AskReddit thread that was inexplicably removed. It seemed to be interesting to some people, so I thought I'd add it..." /><InvalidTag name="referrer" content="always"><InvalidTag http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" /><link type="application/opensearchdescription+xml" rel="search" href="/static/opensearch.xml"/><link rel="canonical" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/520j2q/i_worked_on_the_77th_floor_of_world_trade_center/" /><link rel="amphtml" href="https://amp.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/520j2q/i_worked_on_the_77th_floor_of_world_trade_center/" /><InvalidTag name="viewport" content="width=1024"><link rel="shorturl" href="https://redd.it/520j2q"/><link rel="dns-prefetch" href="//out.redd...
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	at coldfusion.runtime.JSONUtils.parseJSON(JSONUtils.java:1017)
	at coldfusion.runtime.JSONUtils.deserializeJSON(JSONUtils.java:167)
	at coldfusion.runtime.CFPage.DeserializeJSON(CFPage.java:7630)
	at cfindex2ecfm1821280440._factor5(C:\Websites\Widdjit\index.cfm:440)
	at cfindex2ecfm1821280440._factor6(C:\Websites\Widdjit\index.cfm:433)
	at cfindex2ecfm1821280440._factor9(C:\Websites\Widdjit\index.cfm:396)
	at cfindex2ecfm1821280440._factor10(C:\Websites\Widdjit\index.cfm:395)
	at cfindex2ecfm1821280440.runPage(C:\Websites\Widdjit\index.cfm:1)
	at coldfusion.runtime.CfJspPage.invoke(CfJspPage.java:244)
	at coldfusion.tagext.lang.IncludeTag.doStartTag(IncludeTag.java:444)
	at coldfusion.filter.CfincludeFilter.invoke(CfincludeFilter.java:65)
	at coldfusion.filter.IpFilter.invoke(IpFilter.java:64)
	at coldfusion.filter.ApplicationFilter.invoke(ApplicationFilter.java:443)
	at coldfusion.filter.RequestMonitorFilter.invoke(RequestMonitorFilter.java:48)
	at coldfusion.filter.MonitoringFilter.invoke(MonitoringFilter.java:40)
	at coldfusion.filter.PathFilter.invoke(PathFilter.java:112)
	at coldfusion.filter.ExceptionFilter.invoke(ExceptionFilter.java:94)
	at coldfusion.filter.ClientScopePersistenceFilter.invoke(ClientScopePersistenceFilter.java:28)
	at coldfusion.filter.BrowserFilter.invoke(BrowserFilter.java:38)
	at coldfusion.filter.NoCacheFilter.invoke(NoCacheFilter.java:46)
	at coldfusion.filter.GlobalsFilter.invoke(GlobalsFilter.java:38)
	at coldfusion.filter.DatasourceFilter.invoke(DatasourceFilter.java:22)
	at coldfusion.filter.CachingFilter.invoke(CachingFilter.java:62)
	at coldfusion.CfmServlet.service(CfmServlet.java:204)
	at coldfusion.bootstrap.BootstrapServlet.service(BootstrapServlet.java:89)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:305)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:210)
	at coldfusion.monitor.event.MonitoringServletFilter.doFilter(MonitoringServletFilter.java:42)
	at coldfusion.bootstrap.BootstrapFilter.doFilter(BootstrapFilter.java:46)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:243)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:210)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardWrapperValve.invoke(StandardWrapperValve.java:224)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardContextValve.invoke(StandardContextValve.java:169)
	at org.apache.catalina.authenticator.AuthenticatorBase.invoke(AuthenticatorBase.java:472)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardHostValve.invoke(StandardHostValve.java:168)
	at org.apache.catalina.valves.ErrorReportValve.invoke(ErrorReportValve.java:98)
	at org.apache.catalina.valves.AccessLogValve.invoke(AccessLogValve.java:928)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardEngineValve.invoke(StandardEngineValve.java:118)
	at org.apache.catalina.connector.CoyoteAdapter.service(CoyoteAdapter.java:414)
	at org.apache.coyote.ajp.AjpProcessor.process(AjpProcessor.java:203)
	at org.apache.coyote.AbstractProtocol$AbstractConnectionHandler.process(AbstractProtocol.java:539)
	at org.apache.tomcat.util.net.JIoEndpoint$SocketProcessor.run(JIoEndpoint.java:298)
	at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor.runWorker(ThreadPoolExecutor.java:1145)
	at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor$Worker.run(ThreadPoolExecutor.java:615)
	at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:722)