Score
Title
4617
/u/st00pidm0nkey tells of the best revenge against people parking in his private parking lot.
100
Plane safely landed after engine failure. Pilot shows up in comments, and so does the air traffic controller who was on the radio with him during the crash
559
/u/weblowinherseys explains the relationship between deep-rooted racism in America and President Trump's opposition to NFL player protests
425
Redditor Jim Bozak gives sage advice on how he has helped numerous people with suicidal ideations and depression, and how he has applied these lessons to improve his own life
18
Redditor explains one of the largest shows of force to intimidate North Korea—an operation to cut down a tree.
32
u/OutcastAtLast refers to a type of hamburger by it's greater taxonomic classification.
16
Great advice on how to park an airplane
20
News coverage of a light aircraft crash landing is posted, the pilot and his eBay plane "Yolobird" are well known in the community. /u/WingedGeek shows up in the comments after multiple users in the comments reply to check on him.
13
The books of Bret Easton Ellis (Less Than Zero, American Psycho) reviewed by a character from one of his books.
13003
All-star lawyer gives an update on his free Church of Mormon resignation service, announces he has represented over 22k people fleeing from the faith.
990
User creates the perfect 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse
932
Defense lawyer explains their motivation for defending murderers and why the death penalty is so harmful
109
/u/floodcontrol explains why physicians take so long to update their procedures to newfound knowledge
43
/u/Immolated_Marmoset explains recent GOP party politics in terms of The Godfather.
88
Redditors discover that Westeros was designed by flipping a map of the United Kingdom upside down, and that Sean Bean is actually from Winterfell (aka. Sheffield) IRL
4949
I suggest making a site that "checks" if your password is safe, but is really pretense to teach you about security; /u/Ketrel delivers
31
OP asks why people don't like Kevin Durant, and user explainss with a great, unbiased post.
456
Chinese exchange student taught to hate the Green Bay Packers with the power of memes
307
What I learned from trolling conspiracy for 3 years.
233
Redditor explains what we're all missing about Dune.
74
/u/Kim_Jong_OON describes magical things everybody uses
166
Was George Washington actually a good general?
111
Barbers remember some of their clients' final cuts.
13
Haunted baby monitor
50
u/davesoft explains why cryonics isn't viable, so simply that a literal five year old could understand
371
/u/eyegone52 finds the gif of his false eye fitting three days late and answers everybody's questions (check his profile to see all of the answers).
261
Redditor articulates the effects of TBI which he has witnessed firsthand
32397
Redditor realizes just how bad a Nice Guy he was, gets therapy, and turns it all around
0
Redditor writes a review of his life...
38
NSFW /u/KeeperOfTheSinCave offers some advice to an aspiring young couple on how to spice up their porn. (NSFW)
0
The Best Representation of Discourse in the Destiny.gg Community.
36
The first trailer of Wes Anderson's next movie, "Isle of Dogs" is released. Redditor /u/IsleOfDogs shows up in the comments.
45
u/WinterzHaze offers to send a random stranger a Christmas card and inadvertently creates a little project to sends 100 Christmas cards around the world. People are amazing.
138
Reditor provides an informative and persuasive argument regarding the size of the US military budget and is awarded several deltas for changing people’s minds.
76
/u/Wang_Dangler explains why the credit rating agencies were more to blame than Goldman Sachs during the banking crisis
7
/u/Kerbonaut2014 notices a serendipitous statistic about a football player resulting in a string on nice comments
54316
Redditor zooms in on the wristwatch that a facepalming John Kelly is wearing and cross-references the time with the timeline of the speech Trump was giving at the UN, confirming the photo as a genuine reaction to the POtuS' remarks.
108
/u/Film_Director gives us a Trump's-eye-view of his possible motives for running for President and the trouble it's landed him in
262
/u/ikma Provides a terrific off the cuff refutation of a racist fake statistics study linked by another user.
56
Redditor explains that movie scenes are censored in the Middle East for showing as little as kissing

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coldfusion.runtime.JSONUtils$JSONParseException: JSON parsing failure at character 1:'<' in <!doctype html><html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" lang="np" xml:lang="np"><head><title>forgottenoldusername comments on Motorcycle stolen. Withington Area</title><InvalidTag name="keywords" content=" reddit, reddit.com, vote, comment, submit " /><InvalidTag name="description" content="Mate are you there? If you are check your messages asap, typing this at 1919. Edit: Ok mate I had to let the police know (so you can't just..." /><InvalidTag name="referrer" content="always"><InvalidTag http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" /><link type="application/opensearchdescription+xml" rel="search" href="/static/opensearch.xml"/><link rel="canonical" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/manchester/comments/6zeg4s/motorcycle_stolen_withington_area/" /><link rel="amphtml" href="https://amp.reddit.com/r/manchester/comments/6zeg4s/motorcycle_stolen_withington_area/" /><InvalidTag name="viewport" content="width=1024"><InvalidTag name="robots" content="noindex" /><link rel="shorturl" href="https://redd.it/6zeg4s"/><link rel="dns-prefetch"...
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	at coldfusion.runtime.JSONUtils.parseJSON(JSONUtils.java:1017)
	at coldfusion.runtime.JSONUtils.deserializeJSON(JSONUtils.java:167)
	at coldfusion.runtime.CFPage.DeserializeJSON(CFPage.java:7630)
	at cfindex2ecfm1821280440._factor5(C:\Websites\Widdjit\index.cfm:440)
	at cfindex2ecfm1821280440._factor6(C:\Websites\Widdjit\index.cfm:433)
	at cfindex2ecfm1821280440._factor9(C:\Websites\Widdjit\index.cfm:396)
	at cfindex2ecfm1821280440._factor10(C:\Websites\Widdjit\index.cfm:395)
	at cfindex2ecfm1821280440.runPage(C:\Websites\Widdjit\index.cfm:1)
	at coldfusion.runtime.CfJspPage.invoke(CfJspPage.java:244)
	at coldfusion.tagext.lang.IncludeTag.doStartTag(IncludeTag.java:444)
	at coldfusion.filter.CfincludeFilter.invoke(CfincludeFilter.java:65)
	at coldfusion.filter.IpFilter.invoke(IpFilter.java:64)
	at coldfusion.filter.ApplicationFilter.invoke(ApplicationFilter.java:443)
	at coldfusion.filter.RequestMonitorFilter.invoke(RequestMonitorFilter.java:48)
	at coldfusion.filter.MonitoringFilter.invoke(MonitoringFilter.java:40)
	at coldfusion.filter.PathFilter.invoke(PathFilter.java:112)
	at coldfusion.filter.ExceptionFilter.invoke(ExceptionFilter.java:94)
	at coldfusion.filter.ClientScopePersistenceFilter.invoke(ClientScopePersistenceFilter.java:28)
	at coldfusion.filter.BrowserFilter.invoke(BrowserFilter.java:38)
	at coldfusion.filter.NoCacheFilter.invoke(NoCacheFilter.java:46)
	at coldfusion.filter.GlobalsFilter.invoke(GlobalsFilter.java:38)
	at coldfusion.filter.DatasourceFilter.invoke(DatasourceFilter.java:22)
	at coldfusion.filter.CachingFilter.invoke(CachingFilter.java:62)
	at coldfusion.CfmServlet.service(CfmServlet.java:204)
	at coldfusion.bootstrap.BootstrapServlet.service(BootstrapServlet.java:89)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:305)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:210)
	at coldfusion.monitor.event.MonitoringServletFilter.doFilter(MonitoringServletFilter.java:42)
	at coldfusion.bootstrap.BootstrapFilter.doFilter(BootstrapFilter.java:46)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.internalDoFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:243)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.ApplicationFilterChain.doFilter(ApplicationFilterChain.java:210)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardWrapperValve.invoke(StandardWrapperValve.java:224)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardContextValve.invoke(StandardContextValve.java:169)
	at org.apache.catalina.authenticator.AuthenticatorBase.invoke(AuthenticatorBase.java:472)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardHostValve.invoke(StandardHostValve.java:168)
	at org.apache.catalina.valves.ErrorReportValve.invoke(ErrorReportValve.java:98)
	at org.apache.catalina.valves.AccessLogValve.invoke(AccessLogValve.java:928)
	at org.apache.catalina.core.StandardEngineValve.invoke(StandardEngineValve.java:118)
	at org.apache.catalina.connector.CoyoteAdapter.service(CoyoteAdapter.java:414)
	at org.apache.coyote.ajp.AjpProcessor.process(AjpProcessor.java:203)
	at org.apache.coyote.AbstractProtocol$AbstractConnectionHandler.process(AbstractProtocol.java:539)
	at org.apache.tomcat.util.net.JIoEndpoint$SocketProcessor.run(JIoEndpoint.java:298)
	at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor.runWorker(ThreadPoolExecutor.java:1145)
	at java.util.concurrent.ThreadPoolExecutor$Worker.run(ThreadPoolExecutor.java:615)
	at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:722)