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1511
OP plans party for her 10-year-old, gets 40 RSVPs but almost nobody shows up. Redditor asks her to get PO Box so s/he can send a card to the kid, and other Redditors from around the world promise to do the same.
2852
Guy gets a '99 Subaru, immediately drives it into a gravel berm, friend makes a video to perfectly explain the situation
263
Redditor drives 325 miles to collect pig from pig sanctuary after after it was found freezing at a park.
750
u/RonTheRetardRedditor describes his passion for hentai
11452
Redditor uncovers blatant spin in a highly upvoted article about Fox News - and that the news org is owned by Jared Kushner
179
/u/BadElf21 tells the tale of a doomed bumblebee
55
/u/AdrianBlake makes a passionate defense of ... air
149
Redditor explains why our user-feedback is just a guise and won't be implemented.
1115
Two redditors engage in a gif war in which they continually post bugs from FIFA that show in-game players performing risque acts
9287
Redditor explains common core math thought process
3
Reddit does mad Max ripoffs
62
Redditor describes the last moments of his dog's life.
6
User explains catastrophic turbine failure in detail
5
/u/Somobro explains the problem behind Rupi Kaur's poetry
6
Redditor perfectly describes the terribleness of animal cruelty.
7
Redditor explains the similarities between Intel's processors and My Little Pony
1
la chancla finds his calling after nearly 5 years
65
User Tastywave was at Disneyland the same day as Princess Diana and sons, and claims that they did in fact not not wait in lines
279
Redditor points out trumps many 'tells' or phrases he regularly uses vs what is actually the case
129
/u/patricksaurus explains why it's not OK to eat that Romaine in your fridge, even if you ate some of it yesterday and didn't get sick
0
Use bemoans the lack of filling in a chocolate ball, Redditor steps in to defend air.
12
/u/illapa13 details a very good theory as to where the God-Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k was born.
61
One of the last Reddit comments Vern Troyer posted was telling someone who had never heard of him why he makes silly videos.
137
Redditor recognises porn video from the audio alone
4895
Former neckbeard list reasons behind neckbeard fashion style
13
Redditor explains the quotation from "Pride and Prejudice" used at the funeral of Barbara Bush
39
RA-the-Magnificent on the current state of French politics
0
User makes a well timed pun on a famous redditors username.
6667
Redditor explains how an anti-corruption measure being proposed in Mexico is probably going to be used corruptly
2
/u/Onthelamfromthelaw explains gender differences regarding the perception of sexual expression
0
Redditor asks color-blind user his favorite grey, response was perfect.
445
Redditor shares his genius/dementia in a reply to "What's your most Costanzian moment?"
27
Redditor explains the importance of eating fermented foods as well as how intestinal flora differs genetically from country to country.
110
Black European's insightful post about racism in different European countries
46
Redditor connects his parents with the commander of the USN ship that rescued them in 1981.
74
User explains why iOS update kills 3rd party screen repairs, as well as Apple's disposition towards repair shops
23
An evil plan to run a Chad out of town is all an elaborate pun
46
Matt Barnes, a 14-year NBA veteran, explains why smoking marijuana is beneficial to professional athletes
17818
User gives a timeline of the last 17+ months of Republican obstruction of protecting Mueller and the Russia Investigation.
22
The grim reality of a brothel in Roleplaying Games
762 ReadItWithSarcasm There’s audio of LBJ calling a tailor to tell him he needs an extra inch in his crotch for his bunghole. I laugh every time I hear it.
304 kkashyyyk Typically, the President says “bung-hole” Context: https://youtu.be/S3GT9UN7nDo
2729 mminnoww > we would only publish swear words in rare cases when they are **necessary to the understanding of a person or situation** I am reminded of Dir. Comey's reasoning for taking notes of every meeting he had with Trump: because of the "nature of the person" he was dealing with. This is also why transcripts of every interview must be produced with his malformed sentences, contradictions, and leaps of logic intact. It's increasingly clear that he's unable to function like a normal adult. It's important that the public know that.
2943 Mikey4021 It is bigger news that WP published a swear word than it is that the president said a swear word in public. We are doomed. Edit: Tidied up.
950 Redstonefreedom I really think most people in this thread are missing the more important point, both Trumpers & anti-Trumpers. The problem is not whether calling a country that has predominantly "brown people" as the anti-trumpers themselves are saying is racist. Trump is **not**, as much as people will want to argue, being *unambiguously racist* here. And it certainly isnt the profanity (I mean, who gives a shit, really? Neither side, and each knows it) The problem is he's being unambiguously sociopathic here. It wouldn't be nearly the same if Trump said "god, these shithole countries are in a rough spot, we should probably continue protections for their peoples." Instead, he may as well have said, "fuck these people, their countries are shitholes. Why should I care about these losers?" The problem is the guy sees human suffering and thinks "ew, gross" when you *would hope* a world leader sees human suffering and thinks, SAYS: "we've got to do something about this." But, to the point of "sides" as I mentioned... if you're defending Trump in this... come on, really?
497 MrCartmenes I wonder how one of the most diverse and liberal cities in the world (and has been since it was founded by the Romans) is going to react when he visits London at the end of Feb?
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141 joftheinternet This shit is going to be in history books.