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1511
OP plans party for her 10-year-old, gets 40 RSVPs but almost nobody shows up. Redditor asks her to get PO Box so s/he can send a card to the kid, and other Redditors from around the world promise to do the same.
2852
Guy gets a '99 Subaru, immediately drives it into a gravel berm, friend makes a video to perfectly explain the situation
263
Redditor drives 325 miles to collect pig from pig sanctuary after after it was found freezing at a park.
750
u/RonTheRetardRedditor describes his passion for hentai
11452
Redditor uncovers blatant spin in a highly upvoted article about Fox News - and that the news org is owned by Jared Kushner
179
/u/BadElf21 tells the tale of a doomed bumblebee
55
/u/AdrianBlake makes a passionate defense of ... air
149
Redditor explains why our user-feedback is just a guise and won't be implemented.
1115
Two redditors engage in a gif war in which they continually post bugs from FIFA that show in-game players performing risque acts
9287
Redditor explains common core math thought process
3
Reddit does mad Max ripoffs
62
Redditor describes the last moments of his dog's life.
6
User explains catastrophic turbine failure in detail
5
/u/Somobro explains the problem behind Rupi Kaur's poetry
6
Redditor perfectly describes the terribleness of animal cruelty.
7
Redditor explains the similarities between Intel's processors and My Little Pony
1
la chancla finds his calling after nearly 5 years
65
User Tastywave was at Disneyland the same day as Princess Diana and sons, and claims that they did in fact not not wait in lines
279
Redditor points out trumps many 'tells' or phrases he regularly uses vs what is actually the case
129
/u/patricksaurus explains why it's not OK to eat that Romaine in your fridge, even if you ate some of it yesterday and didn't get sick
0
Use bemoans the lack of filling in a chocolate ball, Redditor steps in to defend air.
12
/u/illapa13 details a very good theory as to where the God-Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k was born.
61
One of the last Reddit comments Vern Troyer posted was telling someone who had never heard of him why he makes silly videos.
137
Redditor recognises porn video from the audio alone
4895
Former neckbeard list reasons behind neckbeard fashion style
13
Redditor explains the quotation from "Pride and Prejudice" used at the funeral of Barbara Bush
39
RA-the-Magnificent on the current state of French politics
0
User makes a well timed pun on a famous redditors username.
6667
Redditor explains how an anti-corruption measure being proposed in Mexico is probably going to be used corruptly
2
/u/Onthelamfromthelaw explains gender differences regarding the perception of sexual expression
0
Redditor asks color-blind user his favorite grey, response was perfect.
445
Redditor shares his genius/dementia in a reply to "What's your most Costanzian moment?"
27
Redditor explains the importance of eating fermented foods as well as how intestinal flora differs genetically from country to country.
110
Black European's insightful post about racism in different European countries
46
Redditor connects his parents with the commander of the USN ship that rescued them in 1981.
74
User explains why iOS update kills 3rd party screen repairs, as well as Apple's disposition towards repair shops
23
An evil plan to run a Chad out of town is all an elaborate pun
46
Matt Barnes, a 14-year NBA veteran, explains why smoking marijuana is beneficial to professional athletes
17818
User gives a timeline of the last 17+ months of Republican obstruction of protecting Mueller and the Russia Investigation.
22
The grim reality of a brothel in Roleplaying Games
1984 HansumJack My favorite moments were: - Waterbug speaking - Verbal flotsam - Verbal Maypole dance - Book report by kid who didn't read the book
2174 AJEstes I feel so bad for people who have to translate his speeches - especially simultaneous interpreters at diplomatic events. As a native English speaker I lose track of almost every single run-on sentence he makes; I have no idea what is the subject, the object, or what point is trying to be made by the time he finishes any rambling. Interpreters then must be near suicidal trying to make sense of it.
282 chito_king I don't know about linguistically, but overall if you read what he says he often talks in circles and never really says any thing. He's like a really shitty writer who just pens flowery poetry, or dialogue with no real substance.
570 Ominaeo So he's not losing his mind, he never had one to begin with.