/u/st00pidm0nkey tells of the best revenge against people parking in his private parking lot.
/u/weblowinherseys explains the relationship between deep-rooted racism in America and President Trump's opposition to NFL player protests
Redditor Jim Bozak gives sage advice on how he has helped numerous people with suicidal ideations and depression, and how he has applied these lessons to improve his own life
Plane safely landed after engine failure. Pilot shows up in comments, and so does the air traffic controller who was on the radio with him during the crash
Redditor explains one of the largest shows of force to intimidate North Korea—an operation to cut down a tree.
u/OutcastAtLast refers to a type of hamburger by it's greater taxonomic classification.
Great advice on how to park an airplane
News coverage of a light aircraft crash landing is posted, the pilot and his eBay plane "Yolobird" are well known in the community. /u/WingedGeek shows up in the comments after multiple users in the comments reply to check on him.
All-star lawyer gives an update on his free Church of Mormon resignation service, announces he has represented over 22k people fleeing from the faith.
The books of Bret Easton Ellis (Less Than Zero, American Psycho) reviewed by a character from one of his books.
User creates the perfect 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse
Defense lawyer explains their motivation for defending murderers and why the death penalty is so harmful
/u/floodcontrol explains why physicians take so long to update their procedures to newfound knowledge
/u/Immolated_Marmoset explains recent GOP party politics in terms of The Godfather.
Redditors discover that Westeros was designed by flipping a map of the United Kingdom upside down, and that Sean Bean is actually from Winterfell (aka. Sheffield) IRL
I suggest making a site that "checks" if your password is safe, but is really pretense to teach you about security; /u/Ketrel delivers
OP asks why people don't like Kevin Durant, and user explainss with a great, unbiased post.
Chinese exchange student taught to hate the Green Bay Packers with the power of memes
What I learned from trolling conspiracy for 3 years.
Redditor explains what we're all missing about Dune.
/u/Kim_Jong_OON describes magical things everybody uses
Was George Washington actually a good general?
Barbers remember some of their clients' final cuts.
Haunted baby monitor
u/davesoft explains why cryonics isn't viable, so simply that a literal five year old could understand
/u/eyegone52 finds the gif of his false eye fitting three days late and answers everybody's questions (check his profile to see all of the answers).
Redditor articulates the effects of TBI which he has witnessed firsthand
Redditor realizes just how bad a Nice Guy he was, gets therapy, and turns it all around
Redditor writes a review of his life...
The Best Representation of Discourse in the Community.
NSFW /u/KeeperOfTheSinCave offers some advice to an aspiring young couple on how to spice up their porn. (NSFW)
The first trailer of Wes Anderson's next movie, "Isle of Dogs" is released. Redditor /u/IsleOfDogs shows up in the comments.
u/WinterzHaze offers to send a random stranger a Christmas card and inadvertently creates a little project to sends 100 Christmas cards around the world. People are amazing.
Reditor provides an informative and persuasive argument regarding the size of the US military budget and is awarded several deltas for changing people’s minds.
/u/Wang_Dangler explains why the credit rating agencies were more to blame than Goldman Sachs during the banking crisis
/u/Kerbonaut2014 notices a serendipitous statistic about a football player resulting in a string on nice comments
Redditor zooms in on the wristwatch that a facepalming John Kelly is wearing and cross-references the time with the timeline of the speech Trump was giving at the UN, confirming the photo as a genuine reaction to the POtuS' remarks.
/u/Film_Director gives us a Trump's-eye-view of his possible motives for running for President and the trouble it's landed him in
/u/ikma Provides a terrific off the cuff refutation of a racist fake statistics study linked by another user.
Redditor explains that movie scenes are censored in the Middle East for showing as little as kissing
6 tc_whitley This is a cute thread where everyone was willing to play along. This is that whole "Good side of Reddit" that you hear about but don't often see much of any longer.
3 tocilog Since they're not humans, livestock and are not an invasive species it shouldn't be an issue. Kinda like how the Canada goose can freely travel between Canada and the US.
347 0 countessmeemee They have the right to be both Irish fairies and British fairies under the GFA, or both, so they will remain in the same way as before, even if they only have Irish citizenship. Reassure your daughter that her fairies will be fine. Although travelling to the republic may be a bit of a pain in future. Customs drones may be hovering over the obscure fairies crossings to intercept any dust not compliant with EU standards in the future. Tell her fairies not to be smuggling any of that American stuff with the hormones and the steroids and we should be grand!
138 0 thecaramel I'm not a lawyer but I dated, very briefly, a Fae-Brit a few years ago who worked at a prominent Magic Circle law firm. According to her, most citizenship matters regarding the Fae in Britain are dealt in legislation stemming from before EU citizenship laws were in place. As you may know, a fairy has both citizenship in the mortal world and their respective Conclaves. According to the 1894 Act of Fae and Munchkin Citizenship in Her Majesty's Kingdom (really Victorians? "Munchkin"! What an archaic and offensive term! Even for the 19th century), all Faefolk resident in England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland (but not, interestingly, the Isle of Man or the Channel Islands) as of 1890, and their lawful descendants are citizens of the U.K. This was further clarified by the Acts of Fae Naturalization of 1921 (possibly in recognition of Fae contributions in the Arctic front against imperial German gremlins) and 1933, extending the citizenship of Fae-British to Faefolk who were resident of British territories in the empire and of Faefolk who had performed at least three of the seven Rites of Sunrise and otherwise resident in territories that were recognized as being constituent of the Conclave of the British Isles and Doggerland. (Again, the dubious status of the Isle of Man was not clarified.)
64 0 dedalus05 My friend's daughter proudly showed me the fairy doors in her room. I suggested she put a mouse trap out to catch one, because fried fairy wings are said to be a delicious delicacy. She is a clever six year old, and knows Uncle Dedalus was teasing. Still, the look she gave me.
77 0 tmstms user reports: 1: shitpost Mod comment: Spoilsport!! And more or less all reddit is shitposting anyway....
31 0 apple_kicks Be careful about telling the UK Border Agency. With old fashioned Faerie lore they might start questioning if you daughter is human or a changeling swapped over by the Faeries.
23 0 TopTrumpWANKER Silly question; will Fairy Liquid be more expensive after Brexit? If fairies are more restricted due to visa and border access to the UK, that may mean the production of Fairy Liquid will become more arduous and - in the process - more expensive for the consumer.
19 0 0ffice_Zombie The Otherworld is covered as part of the CTA, it'll be grand. I'll remind you that travel to the Otherworld as a mortal is at one's own risk and neither the Irish or British governments take responsibility for any ageing, changing and enchantments or magical abilities that appear.
20 0 Cassian_Andor The doors come from Ireland but the fairies don't. If you install a door, it attracts local fairies (well faeries really) who are currently homeless through no-one's fault not even the Tories.
17 0 4of4 > so I assume the Fairies are Irish Citizens The Fairies will remain alive as long as someone believes in them, the one who believes in them the most is the one who is responsible for them and they inherit from their their citizenship. The CTA may or may not apply - if it doesn't, the believer will have to pass several income tests and probably have to earn around £18K a year to prove that the Fairy is not a dependent on the State - since there are three of them and if my Tory maths checks out, it means the the little girl will have to earn £54K a year to support her dependants. She may also have to under go evaluation to see if she is not earning rental income from these three Fairy doors and that she is not supporting illegal immigrants.
16 0 PressAltF4ToContinue > they are not working (as far as I know) You should still be able to get a refund or replacement under the Good Fairy Agreement, unless it's their arms, as per the GFA all fairy arms were put beyond use. This only applies to Northern Irish faeries of course, new Republican faeries can be obtained by sending 10 Guinness bottle caps and a stamped SAE to any Irish Republic pub. You're on your own with Irish traveller faeries, watch out for them as they are known to offer substandard driveway paving and unlicensed Tooth fairy services.
13 0 borg88 Bloody fairies, coming over here and taking over the bottom of peoples' gardens. Displacing British worms who have lived there for generations.
14 0 matinthebox I think this matter is too important to be dealt with by laymen on reddit. Seek counsel from a lawyer who specializes in international fairy law and combine that with letters to the ombudsman for fairy issues of the EU and the person responsible for the fairy community in the UK government department for communities and local government.
10 0 Schlack There is reciprocal legislation in both states that UK and Irish citizens are not considered foreign in either jurisdiction. This is completely separate from the common travel area. Whether those arrangements that preexist the eu can now survive once one of the states leaves is not 100% clear. For UK citizens in Ireland they will likely have the right to live and work here but that will not extend to anywhere else in eu.
9 0 JohnStow The only problem I can see is if they get ill, and under the proposed policy, may have to present some ID to the Department of Elf.