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Title
31396
Guy orders bong. Package arrives and its an Xbox remote.
27624
Star Size Comparison
77477
I work on the 10th floor of an office tower. I have a friend who stops by daily.
41043
He’s onto us!!
10816
Bruh
31188
In Shaun of the Dead, the films key events are laid out by Ed before the zombies rise
7777
this makes me want to snort 24 bags of crack
6040
Boner Champ: Reddit's algorithm is designed to keep this image off the front page. Let's show them who the real Boner Champ is.
37167
Trump administration bars Haitians from U.S. visas for low-skilled work
8413
?This Japanese art form used to paint dragons is very satisfying?
31500
Let me sit down with no view of where I'm going and use my phone while operating a boat, WCGW?
46139
Why can't you just be normal?
8418
Sick doggo.
10857
Hope you use reddit
59011
TIL Carrie Fisher revealed in her memoir, Wishful Drinking, that she once had a romantic relationship with U.S. Senator Chris Dodd. When Dodd was asked for a comment by a reporter he explained that "it was a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away."
10553
Aww-wait, AWWW.
6303
Matthew Broderick and Alan Ruck (1986)
38715
Boater was probably texting
7150
hmmm
13987
YOU DON'T CALL ME...
22523
Allow me to show you the dance of my people
3208
Bubble bath
11081
[homemade] chicken tenders
7930
Giant swirl, A rare and Unique phenomenon at crater lake national park, Oregon. [oc] (1080x1620)
5505
This took me 5 hours to edit, hope you enjoy
5499
My girl finished chemo today
42086
Northern lights in iceland.
8451
Today, a protesting red hatter tried to explain this hypocrisy to me
5587
[Cosplay] The Dood
16000
Ugandan Ben
22627
2018 the year of the cardboard box
20099
Amazon won't say if it hands your Echo data to the government - The retail, cloud, and device giant stands as the least transparent of transparent tech companies.
11528
Bath tub: 1 | Curious cat: 0
4051
[WP] Following World War III, all the nations of the world agree to 50 years of strict isolation from one another in order to prevent additional conflicts. 50 years later, the United States comes out of exile, only to learn that no one else went into isolation.
5944
YSK - The Equifax breach impacts YOU whether your identity was stolen or not. It is safer to assume you ARE compromised and impacted by the breach.
100771
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
7642
Now all of my friends are worried about my mental health. Thanks!
27341
When I ask my friend with Parkinson's how big the fish he caught was
41402
First Look at Nintendo Labo
11402
Mike D Says Beastie Boys Memoir Is Coming Out This Year
7328 johnnynulty You know what the secret to sending good dick pics is? Being asked for a dick pic.
1361 skitthecrit Here, please take this survey so that I may improve my unsolicited nudes in the future. If you fill it out you get a free drink with purchase of a large sandwich.
3892 benni0827 A guy asked me if I wanted to see his dick. I replied you wanna see mine first? He blocked me🤷🏾‍♀️ lol
306 ampish It's more like "oh...THAT'S his *dick*?"
717 Brett420 Just ... don't send a dick pic unless you're sure that it's wanted.   How do you know if it's wanted? The other person will tell you. They'll either ask for it themselves, or you can ask if they'd like one - and asking is pretty much only appropriate if you're already "sexting", too. Don't just randomly ask people if they want to see your dick. And then if they say no don't fucking do it anyways and say it was an accident or say you thought they'd change their mind once they saw it. The other person already told you not to. Also don't keep asking, if they deny you once they don't need convincing, they're telling you no. Period. If another person sends *you* an unsolicited nude and you're into it then it could also reasonably be presumed they're down for random nudes in return. But they can still ask you to stop at any time.   That's it, though. It's not difficult to parse out.
74 -splicer- Hey, from 1 to 10 how much did you enjoy my nudes? Would you recomend it to a friend?
371 TIP_YOUR_UBER_DRIVER *zooms in* *zooms in more* *more* *more* *more* *more* OHH there's his dick
118 astheriae *Image Transcription: Private Message* --- **Sender**: Do you like the nudes I've sent? Or is it just like, oh there's his dick Or is it like, OHH there's his dick **Reciever**: Well I don't particularly enjoy opening random dick pics --- ^^I'm a volunteer content transcriber for Reddit! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
42 micmeup Wait. When guys send dick pics they’re sitting waiting nervously for a review? It’s. A. Dick.
300 cardboardpunk Probably "eww, there's his dick"
33 Inc-Redditor Why can *I* never get dick pics? :(
112 Kallistrate I've made it my mission in life to respond to unsolicited dick pics with unsolicited Prince Albert pics. I'm particularly fond of [this one](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Albert%2C_Prince_Consort_by_JJE_Mayall%2C_1860_crop.png).