graph of my colored pencil use [oc]
Got home from vacation to find a yellow pages book at my door being eaten my snails
Putting on the brakes
Ryan Reynolds meeting with children from the Make-a-wish and Childrens Wish Foundations on the set of 'Deadpool 2'.
What not to watch
Whassup, bitches?
I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't realize how dirty this swing was until my wife asked me to clean it. It's not painted green, that's just years of gunk.
Obi-Wan vs Maul animation by Arifumi Imai
Krabby O Mondays
TIL Ted Nugent for a month stopped bathing, vomitted on himself, and pooped his pants to get out of being drafted during Vietnam.
Watched the sunset and the full moon rise at the same time from Eagle Peak, Yosemite National Park [OC][7483×3252]
UK millennials suffer worst falls in incomes of any nationality apart from Greece, report reveals
?? The Majestic Livingstone's Turaco ??
Anyone else remember this ?
Detroit - 1973
After four runs, Canada and Germany tie for gold in the men's two man bobsled. The teams tied to the hundredth of a second.
I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't realize how dirty this swing was until my wife asked me to clean it. It's not painted green, that's just years of gunk.
Jack Black gives what may be the best National Anthem before a WNBA game...or at any time at any place
rainy day, woodart , 10cm
Crispy, Creamy Chicken Cordon Bleu
A British charity that helps victims of forced marriage recommends hiding a spoon in your underwear if your family is forcing you fly back to your old country, so that you get a chance to talk to authorities after metal detector goes off - have you or anyone else you know done this & how did it go?
Annoyingly wholesome couple Starterpack
Celebrating 97.8% of them.
Box Office Week: Black Panther smashes at #1 with $201M, making it the 2nd best MCU opening ever and the 5th best domestic opening overall. The film is also expected to gross $235M for the four-day weekend. Meanwhile, Early Man (#7, $3.1M) and Samson (#10, $1.9M) flop.
Never saw it coming
Incredibly well performed facial transplant
Oh, Andy...
Infection outbreaks at hospitals could be reduced by copper-coated uniforms - Doctors, nurses and healthcare professionals could soon be wearing uniforms brushed with tiny copper nanoparticles to reduce the spread of bacterial infections and viruses at hospitals.
Euro banknotes
Roses are red, violets are blue
PsBattle: This web surfer
Eric Lundgren, ‘e-waste’ recycling innovator, faces prison for trying to extend life span of PCs
Interesting Model (compared to the CGI opening)
This interesting prehistoric tea-pot that was found in Iran
Port From Above
5224 hehasntreddit That last message seems like all the sexual words he knows randomly thrown together
1534 Xisayg Christ, it's like he doesn't comprehend English and is just hoping for the best
2431 Vengeful_Vase "...all be it" *grammar nazis' rage intensifies*
864 Supreme0verl0rd *all be it*
325 Sweetlew6 You are so big china breasts
150 abnormalsyndrome I wonder, how do American girls end up chatting with random guys from India?
359 S4VAG3R Is anyone Indian here
154 hardleftturn There Will Be Blood would have been far better if rather than Daniel Day Lewis screaming "I drink your milkshake" he were screaming "I TAKE YOUR BREETS"
371 mclintonrichter Show bobs and vegene....
110 sleek1t Im assuming OP: Just a sucker for crediting someone
33 [deleted] did he get milkibobs tho?
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660 0 purpleflower94 *I take your breets* I give up trying to understand what he means by this
361 0 blueberries97 He's like a gross version of the doge meme. *much breets very sex*
432 0 Alerith How, in sweet Reddit hell, was nobody's first instinct to comment "send bobs and vegines"?
166 0 synthfucker69 The second to last message sounds like he's talking directly to your "breets". "You are so big, China breast!" It's so nonsensical that it's almost poetic.
268 0 Up4Parole >big tits squeeze suck you like sex very much Brought a tear to my eye, just so poetic and beautiful.
85 0 irememberthepotatoho I like big breets and I cannot lie
129 0 hamsack_the_ruthless Creeps aside, albeit is actually a word!
51 0 taterbizkit What recipe are you using to make your breets? Mine is a traditional breet, made with a glaze of alum and cayenne pepper mixed with syrup of ipecac. Out of a random inspiration, I've kind of "elevated" it by swapping in rendered pig fat in place of the traditional rancid butter. It really makes a difference.
54 0 onlyreticent I once had a guy contact me, saying nothing other than "I LIKE BREASTY VAGINAS" First of all, I'm a guy. Second, what the FUCK are "breasty vaginas?"
51 0 _HisKitten_ 'I take your breets' Where did he want to take them?
48 0 ImALittleCrackpot Oh, my sides. "I take your breets" should be a flair.
25 0 [deleted] >all be it *all be it* **all be it** All^b^e^i^t
22 0 matthew28845 Oh no! He's gonna take your breets! Run!
22 0 BehudaBoy Thanks to jio 4g data Indians have really carved out a name on social media...just wait for few more months jio is launching its cheap 4g enabled feature phone, you will find gems more valuable then this. (sshh....more then 10 million handset have already been booked) And the future is going to be like " you sow youar chut" types.
19 0 Wooness Bears eat breets, bears breets Battle Star Galactica!
21 0 JoshOrSomething "Big tits squeeze suck you like sex very much" is the greatest thing I've ever heard lmaoo, I'm using that one lads, I'll update you all later.
16 0 SutureTheFuture My new favourite headphones, Breets by Rey.