How I Wrote My Master's Thesis [OC]
More than a Million Pro-Repeal Net Neutrality Comments were Likely Faked
This man outside the Verizon store in lower Manhattan
This typo for N in my nephew’s alphabet board book. The editor had only 26 words to review... and somehow this was missed.
My dad sneaks out of the house every year at the same time for my parents’ first date anniversary. He puts on his old high school letter jacket, rings the doorbell, and asks, “Is Kris home?” only to ask her if she’ll go out with him, reenacting that first moment 44 years ago.
Updated Libertarians.jpg
[Homemade] Loaves of bread
hullo there
He knows he's about to get told off..
Battle of Wallmart
This is one man in a costume
"Don't be mad"
He may not be furry, but he's still pretty cute and his name is Walter
TIL that the line in Thor: Ragnarok ("We know each other! He's a friend from work!") was actually suggested by a young Make-a-Wish visitor to the movie’s set.
States with a smaller population than Los Angeles County [960 x 606]
Reddit shill explains how they're paid to manipulate online discussion
Delightful little cafe garden
Is something there?
Affidavit: Colorado Springs pastor impregnated 14-year-old girl, she had his child
Erlich you will be missed
First Republican lawmaker to publicly oppose the FCC’s radical net neutrality repeal
What’s the best rant by a character in a movie?
In Speed, Howard Payne, played by Dennis Hopper, always uses the phone by holding it to his left ear with his right hand. This is very probably due to hearing loss in his right ear caused by the same accident that cost him his left thumb.
This is the official Justice League promotional Batman action figure sent to theatres to give to customers.
Johnny Cash smoking a cigarette before performing at Folsom Prison. 1968.
"Cat? What cat? I haven't seen any cat ??"
Good Guy steam
TIFU by going Black Friday shopping
The Jedi Who Knew Too Much by Eli Hyder
Back in 2011 when I thought wearing the 3D glasses without the lenses was the cool thing to do
Tommy Wiseau submitted ‘The Room’ to Paramount with the hope of getting it distributed. Usually it takes a studio roughly two weeks to reply, but the film was rejected within 24 hours.
Programmable Bike Lights
Oh it’s beautiful
Let them out, let’s play!
Trump’s name appears in Panama Papers for the first time
Spider drinks graphene, spins web that can hold the weight of a human
You know how we could save a lot of water? Automatic flush toilets that don't unnecessarily flush three times during one use.
The infamous “Riffle Fan”
5224 hehasntreddit That last message seems like all the sexual words he knows randomly thrown together
1536 Xisayg Christ, it's like he doesn't comprehend English and is just hoping for the best
2421 Vengeful_Vase "...all be it" *grammar nazis' rage intensifies*
865 Supreme0verl0rd *all be it*
318 Sweetlew6 You are so big china breasts
150 abnormalsyndrome I wonder, how do American girls end up chatting with random guys from India?
360 S4VAG3R Is anyone Indian here
149 hardleftturn There Will Be Blood would have been far better if rather than Daniel Day Lewis screaming "I drink your milkshake" he were screaming "I TAKE YOUR BREETS"
366 mclintonrichter Show bobs and vegene....
114 sleek1t Im assuming OP: Just a sucker for crediting someone
41 junkabl did he get milkibobs tho?
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659 0 purpleflower94 *I take your breets* I give up trying to understand what he means by this
360 0 blueberries97 He's like a gross version of the doge meme. *much breets very sex*
432 0 Alerith How, in sweet Reddit hell, was nobody's first instinct to comment "send bobs and vegines"?
166 0 synthfucker69 The second to last message sounds like he's talking directly to your "breets". "You are so big, China breast!" It's so nonsensical that it's almost poetic.
265 0 Up4Parole >big tits squeeze suck you like sex very much Brought a tear to my eye, just so poetic and beautiful.
84 0 irememberthepotatoho I like big breets and I cannot lie
133 0 hamsack_the_ruthless Creeps aside, albeit is actually a word!
55 0 taterbizkit What recipe are you using to make your breets? Mine is a traditional breet, made with a glaze of alum and cayenne pepper mixed with syrup of ipecac. Out of a random inspiration, I've kind of "elevated" it by swapping in rendered pig fat in place of the traditional rancid butter. It really makes a difference.
53 0 onlyreticent I once had a guy contact me, saying nothing other than "I LIKE BREASTY VAGINAS" First of all, I'm a guy. Second, what the FUCK are "breasty vaginas?"
48 0 _HisKitten_ 'I take your breets' Where did he want to take them?
45 0 ImALittleCrackpot Oh, my sides. "I take your breets" should be a flair.
25 0 [deleted] >all be it *all be it* **all be it** All^b^e^i^t
22 0 matthew28845 Oh no! He's gonna take your breets! Run!
23 0 BehudaBoy Thanks to jio 4g data Indians have really carved out a name on social media...just wait for few more months jio is launching its cheap 4g enabled feature phone, you will find gems more valuable then this. (sshh....more then 10 million handset have already been booked) And the future is going to be like " you sow youar chut" types.
21 0 Wooness Bears eat breets, bears breets Battle Star Galactica!
21 0 JoshOrSomething "Big tits squeeze suck you like sex very much" is the greatest thing I've ever heard lmaoo, I'm using that one lads, I'll update you all later.
16 0 SutureTheFuture My new favourite headphones, Breets by Rey.