Score
Title
30709
These girls out here gettin' down, when suddenly...
19830
Moana family cosplay
81501
My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114.
23352
Angela Kinsey retweeted this terrifying faceswap ??
7826
In Case Of Fire [OC]
19410
Russia: Trump and Kim are like 'children in a kindergarten'
16941
Mud Bricks
5746
Uh, Maybe It Has Something To Do With THE FUCKING NAZI FLAG YOU HAVE HANGING BEHIND YOU!
20577
A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 TB
25865
Partying hard
24138
Sleeping mlems
8884
Wendell always dreamed of being an MMA champion
7890
Despite all that's going on in the world and in life, I will never be as angry as I am as when my headphone cable snags on something and rips the bud out of my ear.
9002
Love my mom to death but...
5863
The way this fox is curled
33509
Mass evacuation as Puerto Rico dam bursts
6905
One of the lakes of Jiuzhaigou - China before the devastating earthquake last August [OC] [2317x3089]
3496
Todd Frazier fell for the Hidden Ball Trick against the Blue Jays
34486
TIL In Kurt Cobain's suicide note, he quoted a Neil Young song saying "It's better to burn out than fade away". Neil Young said that "it fucked with me" and he had actually been trying to get in touch with Cobain around when his suicide happened, in order to offer encouragement.
8950
It was pointed out to us that my girlfriend and I are the real life Kelly and Yorkie from San Junipero, Black Mirror. It feels so good to have gay and bi characters like us recognized in the Emmys!
8197
Donald Trump's mom
38563
I was cleaning the flat top grill at my work and suddenly a canvas of a forest on the lakeside.
83806
I recreated Lake Moraine in Minecraft after seeing it on /r/EarthPorn one too many times. Zoom in to see the blocks
11524
Close enough, dog !
9551
Cut from a single sheet of paper... Started in November last year, finally done!
5759
It hurts to read this
12657
A scene between Jack and Sawyer from LOST, which premiered 13 years ago today. The ambitious series is better experienced through bingeing, and its finale holds up better now than it did 7 years ago. If you haven't given it a chance, now is the perfect time.
19685
I liked this.
7380
Fuck you Hippo!
2309
[Homemade] steak, crab cake, and mac and cheese
3804
When walking into a store equals signing a waiver.
6171
Some brave soul volunteered for a completely robotic dental surgery. The robot implanted 3D-printed teeth into a woman without help from dentists.
19493
[Poetry] Morty reacts to the Rick and Morty fanbase
5326
Yuo see comrade, meme with Kalashinikov is good meme.
4055
"Which way do I go?"
15510
Neon Cloth
6814
My sïštër drew me a surreal birthday card and I thought you would appreciate it
13679
Ostrich doing some big tippy taps
18884
Stump removal. WCGW?
9837
Yankee stadium using the names of every Yankee that played there
5225 hehasntreddit That last message seems like all the sexual words he knows randomly thrown together
1536 Xisayg Christ, it's like he doesn't comprehend English and is just hoping for the best
2420 Vengeful_Vase "...all be it" *grammar nazis' rage intensifies*
866 Supreme0verl0rd *all be it*
324 Sweetlew6 You are so big china breasts
149 abnormalsyndrome I wonder, how do American girls end up chatting with random guys from India?
360 S4VAG3R Is anyone Indian here
147 hardleftturn There Will Be Blood would have been far better if rather than Daniel Day Lewis screaming "I drink your milkshake" he were screaming "I TAKE YOUR BREETS"
374 mclintonrichter Show bobs and vegene....
112 sleek1t Im assuming OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypms/comments/6zrfis/_/ Just a sucker for crediting someone
34 junkabl did he get milkibobs tho?
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618 0 purpleflower94 *I take your breets* I give up trying to understand what he means by this
342 0 blueberries97 He's like a gross version of the doge meme. *much breets very sex*
413 0 Alerith How, in sweet Reddit hell, was nobody's first instinct to comment "send bobs and vegines"?
160 0 synthfucker69 The second to last message sounds like he's talking directly to your "breets". "You are so big, China breast!" It's so nonsensical that it's almost poetic.
253 0 Up4Parole >big tits squeeze suck you like sex very much Brought a tear to my eye, just so poetic and beautiful.
86 0 irememberthepotatoho I like big breets and I cannot lie
126 0 hamsack_the_ruthless Creeps aside, albeit is actually a word!
53 0 taterbizkit What recipe are you using to make your breets? Mine is a traditional breet, made with a glaze of alum and cayenne pepper mixed with syrup of ipecac. Out of a random inspiration, I've kind of "elevated" it by swapping in rendered pig fat in place of the traditional rancid butter. It really makes a difference.
49 0 onlyreticent I once had a guy contact me, saying nothing other than "I LIKE BREASTY VAGINAS" First of all, I'm a guy. Second, what the FUCK are "breasty vaginas?"
48 0 _HisKitten_ 'I take your breets' Where did he want to take them? Like..where..how...why?
42 0 ImALittleCrackpot Oh, my sides. "I take your breets" should be a flair.
27 0 21hours >all be it *all be it* **all be it** All^b^e^i^t
23 0 matthew28845 Oh no! He's gonna take your breets! Run!
20 0 BehudaBoy Thanks to jio 4g data Indians have really carved out a name on social media...just wait for few more months jio is launching its cheap 4g enabled feature phone, you will find gems more valuable then this. (sshh....more then 10 million handset have already been booked) And the future is going to be like " you sow youar chut" types.
21 0 Wooness Bears eat breets, bears breets Battle Star Galactica!
20 0 JoshOrSomething "Big tits squeeze suck you like sex very much" is the greatest thing I've ever heard lmaoo, I'm using that one lads, I'll update you all later.
14 0 SutureTheFuture My new favourite headphones, Breets by Rey.
15 0 Lyndsaym247 I laughed so hard at this