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*I take your breets*
I give up trying to understand what he means by this
He's like a gross version of the doge meme. *much breets very sex*
How, in sweet Reddit hell, was nobody's first instinct to comment "send bobs and vegines"?
The second to last message sounds like he's talking directly to your "breets". "You are so big, China breast!"
It's so nonsensical that it's almost poetic.
>big tits squeeze suck you like sex very much
Brought a tear to my eye, just so poetic and beautiful.
What recipe are you using to make your breets?
Mine is a traditional breet, made with a glaze of alum and cayenne pepper mixed with syrup of ipecac. Out of a random inspiration, I've kind of "elevated" it by swapping in rendered pig fat in place of the traditional rancid butter. It really makes a difference.
I once had a guy contact me, saying nothing other than "I LIKE BREASTY VAGINAS"
First of all, I'm a guy.
Second, what the FUCK are "breasty vaginas?"
'I take your breets'
Where did he want to take them? Like..where..how...why?
>all be it
*all be it*
**all be it**
Thanks to jio 4g data Indians have really carved out a name on social media...just wait for few more months jio is launching its cheap 4g enabled feature phone, you will find gems more valuable then this.
(sshh....more then 10 million handset have already been booked)
And the future is going to be like " you sow youar chut" types.
Bears eat breets, bears breets Battle Star Galactica!
"Big tits squeeze suck you like sex very much" is the greatest thing I've ever heard lmaoo, I'm using that one lads, I'll update you all later.