How do I know you *aren't* Ted Cruz? You already have the same taste in porn.
Is there a subreddit for out of context porn gifs?
blast from the past, dear penthouse, while accidentally coming across a porn site forbidden by my lord and savior, there was a site with my wife's younger and hotter and dirtier doppelgänger, so l....
It's been said before, but why has incest porn become the new norm? Like every time I boot up a porn site, it's "BROTHER FINALLY ANALIZES SISTER" or "MOM CANT WAIT FOR SONS DICK". I rarely click (rarely, because if you can bypass the plot, it's currently the hottest porn stars).
At best they try to play it off like step-mom/step-sister, because that makes it ok.
I have a tin foil hat ready to think the birth defects are a plot for population control.
I miss /u/StickleyMan. He made the best gifs.
now you can't fap to that video without thinking of TED CRUZ