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TIL Winona Ryder was beat up as a child by bullies for looking like a feminine boy and was then kicked out of the school instead of the bullies. She ran into one bully years later and the bully asked for her autograph, to which she gloriously denied.
30048
Clothing company makes custom shirt for man with Cerebral Palsy
10870
KenM on Mountains
9412
Clever cat
25444
Be The Batman
8506
Has anyone ever noticed Stanley's resolution? Haha
30349
Human are you seeing this sh*t !?!
5806
Catatumbo lightning Is ??????
56080
Mexico's president called off a White House visit after Trump refused to say publicly that Mexico won't pay for the border wall
29970
I made woodburned paintings of all my childhood movie heroes
17485
Teachers in 2018 about be like
44088
Two lines can make anything seem 3D.
13715
Does this count?
40736
The weight room at my gym is in an old ballroom.
4949
Chivalry is NOT dead
16446
EnRaGed FoR BeInG DiSTuRbED, OtTeR AtTaCkS!
2577
Genius
18247
Subway Musicians cover Beatles, sound exactly like Lennon/McCartney
8766
If I try to rob this liquor store and try not to die..... Wait for it.
5803
Recovered Xbox controller from house fire, I call it my "lightly baked" skin!
3707
When you are the only original avenger that doesn’t featured in any concept art and trailers
82092
This is Humphrey, our foster boy who failed his sheepdog training because he just wanted to be friends with the sheep.
8510
Xpost from r/gifs.
2874
The Greatest Massage
4361
Never thought about it like that, honestly.
28935
Simpsons called it
25544
Theres no getting up from this one
63975
I photographed myself looking at the Milky Way just before sunrise over the Atlantic Ocean.
22657
Like a blossoming flower
4863
2meirl4meirl
13605
Peanuts start growing above ground, then grow down into the ground.
16417
From ‘barely surviving’ to thriving: Ontario basic income recipients report less stress, better health. The three-year pilot project, which began last summer, is testing whether no-strings-attached cash support can boost health, education and housing for people living in poverty.
9090
sketched
5274
Changing companies is worthwhile even while in a low level position.
8026
I’ll use my baby as an umbrella so I can stay dry
2782
“It is something that God intended to happen” This showed up on my Facebook.
40597
Mark Hamill shuts down clickbait.
42609
Say goodnight to net neutrality as AT&T just rolled out 'internet fast lanes'
6378
Garlic Knot Chicken Alfredo Rings.
21156
Literally just a picture of Ewan McGregor made out of pictures of Ewan McGregor.
1 closedmic This joke is by /u/loki2002, [please check out his twitter here](http://twitter.com/TIeflen)
982 loki2002 I'm just happy people are seeing my material. https://www.reddit.com/r/standupshots/comments/1w9w8v/it_is_genius/ My new Twitter is @TIeflen.
232 blewf I've seen this joke before, but damn it's a good joke
933 jhheinzel Michelle you god damned genius
255 toymachine45 Perfect time to bring back sit ins
93 CharitableFrog This has been said before. Almost word for word.
21 __arrakis Jokes on her, we can all just use our mobility scooters.
19 Dude_Who_Cares Hahaha that was good
5 GoblinFive Sometimes the winning move is not to play.
4 UnbornParadox What is the pet project of the current first lady?
26 RedditerMcRedditface She made school lunches taste like ass throughout high school. I will never forgive her for that.
12 t_a- http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch/other/135221-conservatives-blast-palins-attacks-on-obamas-anti-obesity-campaign She could've invented a cure for cancer in her spare time and republicans would've protested it by going around giving arsenic to kids.
2 DrBairyFurburger Most of these jokes are a bit forced or wordy. This one got an audible lagh out of me. Thanks OP