That, or she has the teeth of a deli slicer.
"After I realized I could use my dehydrator to make jerky out of human flesh, I finally realized how to make proper use of my neighbor and his routine advances."
That looks like a Beggin' Strip
But bacon **is** my diet. And it works pretty damn well.
Gonna shamefully plug /r/keto now.
Who eats bacon like that? Even vegans down it quicker.
"Then it struck her, cannibalism is still gluten free!"
Looks like her from Workaholics (Alice, I think)
That strip is unaturally rectangular...
It's not cheating if she just takes the tip