Something bumped against a wall at work and made a painting of a snowy town.
The floor is completely flat
Shout out to my brother for replacing a picture of Jesus at my parent's house with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi as portrayed by Ewan McGregor. Three months and counting without them noticing.
Porn Stars Unite Against Men Leaving Disgusting Comments on Their Videos With No Contact Info
TIL about a website called Boil the Frog - put in two artists of different genres and you'll get a Spotify playlist that gradually and seamlessly takes you from point A to point B.
MRW being president makes me thirsty
I stacked 50 photos to create an empty highway in Chicago
This is "Frida", she has saved 52 people so far in Mexico's Earthquake
TIL 550 motorcyclists participated in a ride to protest New York State's mandatory helmet law. During the ride, One of the rider's breaks failed and was sent over the handlebars and hit his head on the pavement, killing him. Medical experts said he would have survived if he had worn his helmet.
Grandma overshares
Firenado ??
Which movie was really just a giant advertisement?
Disney had to pay Paramount seven figures to allow JJ Abrams to direct Star Wars Episode IX, to compensate them for getting out of the $10 million/year deal he's under with that studio.
LPT: If you want to read more, but find yourself watching tv instead: before you turn on the tv, read one page of your book. If you really don't want to read, don't, but more often than not you'll find yourself reading.
It's 2017, any place that charges a convenience fee to pay bills online is just an asshole.
She asked him to use a real technique on her.
Boats on a river during the Central Mexico earthquake
Peter knew that anything could be an instrument if he believed it enough
Spaceships are just boats out of water
I am not lost, just visiting (x-post from /r/tumblr)
Google signs agreement with HTC, continuing big bet on hardware
ULPT - If you are ever shopping in a supermarket and a kid bites you, be load and swear a lot, if the parent comes over to you angry for upsetting their kid, claim that he bit you and that you are HIV positive. This will traumatise the parent and make them be more responsible with their kid.
Hippy Jump.
For weeks, Equifax customer service has been directing victims to a fake phishing site
"If you insist"
This car collects water on the trunk lid and dumps it all into the trunk when opened
The year Rockstar discovered microtransactions (repost from like a year ago, still relevant)
I pray for Danny DeVito
Stop resisting!
She is Frida, she has located 52 trapped persons in Mexico City after yesterday's earthquake.
When a programmer and designer meet on tinder
This was my spot!
David Attenborough's - Natural History Museum Alive (2017), 90 minute spectacular, with its ground-breaking CGI technology, is a special collaboration of experts and curators from the Natural History Museum.
Amazing picture that captures first responders work in Mexico City
I hope Fast & Furious 10 is called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
Fantasy Book Cover Starter Pack
I know what I'd pick
In The Matrix, water on windows foreshadowed code
4763 stephlestrange And then he gets angry. Wtf..
814 Kangaroosters What's the prank? I just see an asshole fucking with someone working at a shitty job trying to get by.
5352 analest-analyst And the douche driver wasn't ashamed enough to delete the video.
9848 CaptainMatthias Drive-through pranks only work if they're harmless and make people laugh. If you're making an over-worked, under-paid worker do something stupid or relying on their reaction, you're doing it wrong.
5019 RealSchon I love how the guy acts like he's been wronged lol
10705 szekeres81 "Pranksters"
6015 IgerUppercut We really need to have a sit down about what constitutes a prank.
12143 LostOnRedditKappa Seen this thousands of times but still annoyed that the "prankster" throws it back. He knows what he is doing is cuntish but still does it.
3580 Aedeus Pro-tip, don't do this shit. I had a buddy that worked at Mcdonalds in our town when we were in high school. While working drive through, a twenty something year old guy came through and attempted to throw a whole bag of flour at him and drive off. Only when he threw the bag of flour, it didn't break, my buddy sort of caught it. The guy then slammed on his accelerator in his manual honda, and managed to blow up his clutch or something like that, and was left sitting in the spot. In his rage he began throwing whatever else he could find at the drive up window, including a large socket wrench which broke the glass. The cops showed up and asked my friend if he would like to press charges. The guy was subsequently charged with Assault, and misdemeanor destruction of property, and successfully convicted. I'm going to guess he had the rest of his life ruined.
412 Jehys Love how she throws the card first knowing that he'd try to catch it, leaving him open for when she hurls the soda at him
802 theeagle1 Dick got what he deserved.