We saw a guy get bit by one after trying to feed it and then he got a ticket. He wasn't a happy camper.
I'd gladly stay 10 feet away from them. The fear inducing horse bite pamphlet worked for me.
Last time I was there they stole some dude's pizza. I felt kinda bad for him but they were so bold just nosing the box open I couldn't help but laugh.
I wish they did that on Chincoteague. The horses never come to the beach
My horses would piss on those chairs and leave a pile of manure to boot. They're just...jerks...sometimes.
Last time I was there, we were having a bonfire and a horse with a huge boner was hanging out about 30 feet away. Bastard was proud of it.
Horse 1: Mind if I borrow your shade?
Horse 2: Wake me up when they're closer than 10 feet.
I was given a box set of Marguerite Henry's when I was a child - [Misty of Chicoteague](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misty_of_Chincoteague
) taught me not to fuck with wildish animals approximately four times my size.
Even as an adult, I'm scared shitless of these horses. Please, let them be. They didn't ask to be there.
Years ago while vacationing there, one of the ponies put its head through the window of our SUV and ate a bunch of twizzlers someone left out on the seat. It later shat them out 2 feet from our tent.
Day 1 of camping at Assateague = look at the magestical ponies!!
Day 3 Stop eating my food and get out of my tent you fucking vermin!