Score
Title
35390
Something bumped against a wall at work and made a painting of a snowy town.
19656
The floor is completely flat
9476
Shout out to my brother for replacing a picture of Jesus at my parent's house with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi as portrayed by Ewan McGregor. Three months and counting without them noticing.
6887
Porn Stars Unite Against Men Leaving Disgusting Comments on Their Videos With No Contact Info
33805
TIL about a website called Boil the Frog - put in two artists of different genres and you'll get a Spotify playlist that gradually and seamlessly takes you from point A to point B.
18772
MRW being president makes me thirsty
68516
I stacked 50 photos to create an empty highway in Chicago
86345
This is "Frida", she has saved 52 people so far in Mexico's Earthquake
14438
TIL 550 motorcyclists participated in a ride to protest New York State's mandatory helmet law. During the ride, One of the rider's breaks failed and was sent over the handlebars and hit his head on the pavement, killing him. Medical experts said he would have survived if he had worn his helmet.
6456
Grandma overshares
9373
Firenado ??
7132
Which movie was really just a giant advertisement?
13431
Disney had to pay Paramount seven figures to allow JJ Abrams to direct Star Wars Episode IX, to compensate them for getting out of the $10 million/year deal he's under with that studio.
3035
LPT: If you want to read more, but find yourself watching tv instead: before you turn on the tv, read one page of your book. If you really don't want to read, don't, but more often than not you'll find yourself reading.
80481
It's 2017, any place that charges a convenience fee to pay bills online is just an asshole.
56541
She asked him to use a real technique on her.
15783
treasured
3911
Boats on a river during the Central Mexico earthquake
4915
Peter knew that anything could be an instrument if he believed it enough
20281
Spaceships are just boats out of water
11901
I am not lost, just visiting (x-post from /r/tumblr)
3147
Google signs agreement with HTC, continuing big bet on hardware
11103
ULPT - If you are ever shopping in a supermarket and a kid bites you, be load and swear a lot, if the parent comes over to you angry for upsetting their kid, claim that he bit you and that you are HIV positive. This will traumatise the parent and make them be more responsible with their kid.
7541
Hippy Jump.
5719
For weeks, Equifax customer service has been directing victims to a fake phishing site
10536
"If you insist"
3685
This car collects water on the trunk lid and dumps it all into the trunk when opened
54253
The year Rockstar discovered microtransactions (repost from like a year ago, still relevant)
8560
I pray for Danny DeVito
26934
Stop resisting!
16177
She is Frida, she has located 52 trapped persons in Mexico City after yesterday's earthquake.
5167
When a programmer and designer meet on tinder
6286
This was my spot!
1679
David Attenborough's - Natural History Museum Alive (2017), 90 minute spectacular, with its ground-breaking CGI technology, is a special collaboration of experts and curators from the Natural History Museum.
2054
Amazing picture that captures first responders work in Mexico City
7336
I hope Fast & Furious 10 is called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
4312
Fantasy Book Cover Starter Pack
2099
CONGRATULATIONS
10861
I know what I'd pick
25982
In The Matrix, water on windows foreshadowed code
2076 SeaTwertle We saw a guy get bit by one after trying to feed it and then he got a ticket. He wasn't a happy camper.
2788 llamas1355 I'd gladly stay 10 feet away from them. The fear inducing horse bite pamphlet worked for me.
701 maybesaydie Those are some comfy looking ponies.
413 konahaku Last time I was there they stole some dude's pizza. I felt kinda bad for him but they were so bold just nosing the box open I couldn't help but laugh.
233 wookiee1807 Ten feet feet?
492 WhatAboutBergzoid That really looks like a dead horse.
459 Downvotes_catpics To be fair, the horses are the main reason people go there.
65 lolwuuut I wish they did that on Chincoteague. The horses never come to the beach
202 crowscountingspades My horses would piss on those chairs and leave a pile of manure to boot. They're just...jerks...sometimes.
150 porkypenguin Last time I was there, we were having a bonfire and a horse with a huge boner was hanging out about 30 feet away. Bastard was proud of it.
99 _DirtyYoungMan_ Horse 1: Mind if I borrow your shade? Horse 2: Wake me up when they're closer than 10 feet.
30 HoodieGalore I was given a box set of Marguerite Henry's when I was a child - [Misty of Chicoteague](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misty_of_Chincoteague) taught me not to fuck with wildish animals approximately four times my size. Even as an adult, I'm scared shitless of these horses. Please, let them be. They didn't ask to be there.
110 tintedrosie Years ago while vacationing there, one of the ponies put its head through the window of our SUV and ate a bunch of twizzlers someone left out on the seat. It later shat them out 2 feet from our tent.
28 TheDentite Day 1 of camping at Assateague = look at the magestical ponies!! Day 3 Stop eating my food and get out of my tent you fucking vermin!
23 sweetjPDX The horses know the rule.