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23747
You're all wrong. This is why it happened.
15047
Saved by a Good Samaritan
26674
North and South Korea agree to carry single flag at Winter Olympics and field joint women's ice hockey team
36845
PsBattle: A jewel in the sea
9483
KRAKATOA!!!
44330
Antelope running down the highway
8345
Web of Lies
10310
What a nice dad
12598
Need to watch the Bee Movie but don't want stupid pop ups or viruses? Just go to pornhub instead.
9382
What’s the worst case of bad parenting you’ve ever witnessed?
20115
Conservative diet
52404
Majestic cloud
5315
If Aziz Ansari's Accuser Gave Performance Reviews
12291
To slam dunk
19602
Sunflowers taken in South East Queensland, Australia [OC] [6165x3765]
18187
It wasn't good.
7934
Golfer's club breaks
27775
TIL that Brad Pitt once tried to buy himself out of the movie ‘Interview with the Vampire’. Upon hearing about the 40M$ exit clause, he shot the movie. It went on to receive 2 Oscar nominations and launched Kirsten Dunst’s career
19031
Invisible jet
21121
CryptoNick is deleting all of his BitConnect videos, and so are his buddies. Please never forget what he and his cohorts did to so many people, and how much money those people lost in the process thanks to CryptoNick, Trevon James, and Craig Grant!
14740
Anna K
8003
pOLice ofFicer muRDeRS bLACk MaN aT LOcaL gymNAsiuM
11684
The Green Monster
6018
Tell 'em, G
19398
When the cops show up to a party and my white friend says "I'll talk to them."
8425
Dr. Barry Marshall, incredible way to win a Nobel Prize
12055
Tight leash
4444
Posted on NFL's Facebook page
5062
Children Of The Sex Trade (2014) - This exceptional film follows two young sisters in the Philippines who help former Australian police and Special Forces officers rescue underage girls from sex bars.
14973
Scientists celebrate after inventing the first projector (1895, colourised)
8887
Lies, damned lies, and statistics
16840
What did he just do?
6967
... Why?
15501
2meirl4meirl
27448
You bought the wrong paper towel asshole
12960
I have just received the Best and saddest birthday card I’ve ever had. It brought a little tear to my eye!
3821
Vixen, watercolor, 9x12"
15820
upstairs gay neighbour
3348
You’re the most tasty
8216
He said what?!!
1628 cheesecrystal My mother in law who hates to travel, hates to leave home, woke up in Hawaii for the first day of her vacation today. I think this is probably her last vacation.
5889 oricoson My buddy is in Hawaii on vacation and he just texted the group chat “See ya later fellas”
4457 Blastgirl69 My mom called me, she lives in Ewa Beach. I missed the call, she sends a text saying a missile is hitting Hawaii and she wanted to let me know she loves me. I went online and saw that it was a mistake, I called her back and the warning was still on the tv. I could hear it in the background. I found out it was a false alarm faster on Social Media (Twitter) from the Dept of Defense than they did over there.
2642 beefchafe I live in Hawaii! And it was the most terrifying experiences of my life. I was at a friends house with a bunch of other guests. Our phones went off in unison with the civil defense tone, all capital letters saying “BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.” I had to sprint outside to stop my brother from leaving for work with a car full of people. We ran inside, frantically closing all our windows and doors. Everyone was calling their parents and crying. I was shaking. My parents were getting ready to climb into a cave on our property. And the worst part? My sister in Texas knew it was a mistake before us! She was the one that texted my family. The second emergency alert declaring it a drill wasn’t sent until at least 20 minutes after the first. We got the news from Twitter.
1934 aJan_ Hawaii resident here. Woke up two hours after said alert. Was really confused about what my text messages were about. I take solace in the fact I would have died peacefully in my sleep.
2778 [deleted] I was playing some Fortnite and got this notification on my phone. I heard it going off and slowly grabbed my phone, wondering what kind of weather alert it could be (it's a beautiful day today) I initially read about an incoming missile, and my heart sinks, but I assume it's a test, until I get to the end. "THIS IS NOT A TEST , SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY". Immediate panic. I started pacing around my apartment, trying to quickly google "ballistic missile" to see if i could find any info or if my phone had been hacked (or like a weird spam message popup). Immediately called my mom just to tell her that there is a missile incoming and to just be on the phone with her while it happens. Man....that really got the juices flowing on this sleepy saturday morning. Jeesh.
9240 seriesofstraws It was complete chaos here for about 20 minutes. I immediately left work and drove about 10 mins home and the roadways were crazy. Complete disregard for any traffic law whatsoever. People going 100+ in 45mph zones, running red lights, driving on the wrong side of the road - absolute chaos like nothing I've seen before. When I got home my family was huddled downstairs in the garage storage area (kinda underground) crying hysterically. I called 911 and they confirmed it was a mistake but we didn't get a txt msg confirming it was a mistake till about 30 minutes after the initial "THIS IS NOT A DRILL."
7883 NIAD_SIRDNE I cannot wait for the TIFU by sending Hawaii into a nuclear panic
4414 HoagieTime All the people in Hawaii who made a new year's resolution to quit smoking are going to have a massvive cheat day
7982 TooShiftyForYou 38 minutes to correct this error seems like a long time to fear imminent death.
1491 NotYourAverageBubba Was in the video intro to the Pearl Harbor tour entitled (ish) "Why We Went To War." Possibly the most hilariously awful timing of anything in my life. Marines ordered us to stay inside, Navy personnel were freaking out harder than most of the people. We had to remind some other tourists that we were currently in a sunken, steel-reinforced structure on a military installation and that we're in a pretty good spot. Am now drinking heavily in a nearby bar and everything tastes DELICIOUS EDIT: words
11737 lococommotion I’m here on a school trip. There were people running from the beach and crying and calling their families. I still am feeling the adrenaline! What a major fuck up.
3435 Udontlikecake Well at least we know that button actually works -some guy at NORAD probably
13825 2112xanadu My aunt called me to say her goodbyes. She said everyone at their hotel was screaming and running through the hallways. What a massive fuckup.
3719 secretevidence Active military. First thought was "Where's the safest place to take my wife right now" Second was "Oh shit, if I don't die right now I'm going to war" Hell of a way to start the day. My blood pressure still isn't back down to baseline.
15191 RedwSmoke There's someone sitting in a fully stocked underground bunker that's going to be pissed when they come out in 30 years to check radiation levels.
14822 going_mobile The worst part was realizing how unprepared we were. My roommates and I woke up to the alarm and just sat there not knowing what we’re supposed to do in this situation.
5852 drfeelokay I learned learned 2 things from this false alarm 1. Why our parents are all so fucked up 2. My nuclear survival strategy is to drink a bunch of lukewarm soju
3161 kkaallaaee Was driving past Pearl Harbor when I got the alert. Noped the fuck out of there so hard.
18593 dawkbrook "So, why did you leave your last job?" "I caused a mass panic that ignited fears of a nuclear annihilation. And the department was downsizing. It was mostly the downsizing."
4076 wonkierbooble 2018 seems to be going smoothly, I see.
1794 matt2dlg People were literally putting their kids in storm drains. Next level fuck up
4321 Thatonedude25 This should not be taken lightly. You had an entire state in a state of panic. People could have been injured or even died if the issue wasn’t resolved quickly.
1415 rottedzombie Just got out of the bathtub. Huddled with the wife and toddler until the all-clear. I promised myself I'd die wearing clean underwear. Not like this. Also: the warning sirens did not go off at any point, which gave us hope. Still terrifying. And: False alarm alert pushed -- https://m.imgur.com/QV0QXE3 -- also showing up on our television.
1095 InnsmouthBear What do you think the chances are someone is hiding in a bunker in Hawaii right now unaware it was a false alarm?
9905 alextoyalex Someone is definitely getting fired.