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27007
Kid orders bong. Package arrives and his mom wants to see him open it.
20893
Northern lights in iceland.
61487
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
58672
The 24 hour Taco Bell that got me and my friends through college tragically burned down last night. We're coping the best we can.
83237
Finally redone correctly.
33406
First Look at Nintendo Labo
10983
When I ask my friend with Parkinson's how big the fish he caught was
45830
Pornhub traffic in Hawaii during the "missile alert"
6297
Allow me to show you the dance of my people
65596
Four stars
4527
Let me sit down with no view of where I'm going and use my phone while operating a boat, WCGW?
21250
"BEWARE of DOG"
7851
Watch "First Look at Nintendo Labo" on YouTube
30321
Kimbal Musk — Elon’s brother — is leading a $25 million mission to fix food in schools across the US: “in 300 public schools in American cities. Part-playground, part-outdoor classroom, the learning gardens serve as spaces where students learn about the science of growing fruits and veggies“
23632
Bambi gives kitty a bath
46036
Why can't I see anything?
10232
Enter the Unknown
14470
She literally got money through crowdfunding to go to business school.
7348
My favorite shot from the prequels
42816
Students cheer when electricity finally restored to a school in Puerto Rico months after Hurricane Maria
8497
HMC while I don't drop the beer
2970
YOU DON'T CALL ME...
11771
Man clears his name 40 years later after googling corrupt police officer who framed him
4244
Mike D Says Beastie Boys Memoir Is Coming Out This Year
3315
Bath tub: 1 | Curious cat: 0
26171
How they train drug-sniffer puppies
5198
Ken M on
5906
First Photo of Zac Efron as Ted Bundy in ‘Extremely Wicked’
26787
Salt and pepper up close
17896
Four-horned Jacob skull in the anatomy museum of the Royal Veterinary College in London
47762
TIL that some guy attempted to beat a world record by playing QBert for 100 hours straight on a single coin... His attempt failed because a thunderstorm shorted out the game after 56.5 hours of continuous game play!
21337
Splitting the Red Sea
20127
Cloudy Mornings Featuring Fitz Roy - El Chalten, Patagonia. [OC] [3992 X 2992]
52748
USPS bent my diploma. I have no words.
10115
I had honestly never read the show’s entire Wikipedia. Lost it.
6455
The Hori Onyx is the first wireless third-party PS4 controller
90764
Beware of Dog
19645
How to racially profile your new neighbor
3822
Adam Ellis may improve now
9523
Hard line stance on flat tires.
1635 cheesecrystal My mother in law who hates to travel, hates to leave home, woke up in Hawaii for the first day of her vacation today. I think this is probably her last vacation.
5897 oricoson My buddy is in Hawaii on vacation and he just texted the group chat “See ya later fellas”
4456 Blastgirl69 My mom called me, she lives in Ewa Beach. I missed the call, she sends a text saying a missile is hitting Hawaii and she wanted to let me know she loves me. I went online and saw that it was a mistake, I called her back and the warning was still on the tv. I could hear it in the background. I found out it was a false alarm faster on Social Media (Twitter) from the Dept of Defense than they did over there.
2644 beefchafe I live in Hawaii! And it was the most terrifying experiences of my life. I was at a friends house with a bunch of other guests. Our phones went off in unison with the civil defense tone, all capital letters saying “BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.” I had to sprint outside to stop my brother from leaving for work with a car full of people. We ran inside, frantically closing all our windows and doors. Everyone was calling their parents and crying. I was shaking. My parents were getting ready to climb into a cave on our property. And the worst part? My sister in Texas knew it was a mistake before us! She was the one that texted my family. The second emergency alert declaring it a drill wasn’t sent until at least 20 minutes after the first. We got the news from Twitter.
1939 aJan_ Hawaii resident here. Woke up two hours after said alert. Was really confused about what my text messages were about. I take solace in the fact I would have died peacefully in my sleep.
2775 [deleted] I was playing some Fortnite and got this notification on my phone. I heard it going off and slowly grabbed my phone, wondering what kind of weather alert it could be (it's a beautiful day today) I initially read about an incoming missile, and my heart sinks, but I assume it's a test, until I get to the end. "THIS IS NOT A TEST , SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY". Immediate panic. I started pacing around my apartment, trying to quickly google "ballistic missile" to see if i could find any info or if my phone had been hacked (or like a weird spam message popup). Immediately called my mom just to tell her that there is a missile incoming and to just be on the phone with her while it happens. Man....that really got the juices flowing on this sleepy saturday morning. Jeesh.
9243 seriesofstraws It was complete chaos here for about 20 minutes. I immediately left work and drove about 10 mins home and the roadways were crazy. Complete disregard for any traffic law whatsoever. People going 100+ in 45mph zones, running red lights, driving on the wrong side of the road - absolute chaos like nothing I've seen before. When I got home my family was huddled downstairs in the garage storage area (kinda underground) crying hysterically. I called 911 and they confirmed it was a mistake but we didn't get a txt msg confirming it was a mistake till about 30 minutes after the initial "THIS IS NOT A DRILL."
7886 NIAD_SIRDNE I cannot wait for the TIFU by sending Hawaii into a nuclear panic
4413 HoagieTime All the people in Hawaii who made a new year's resolution to quit smoking are going to have a massvive cheat day
7979 TooShiftyForYou 38 minutes to correct this error seems like a long time to fear imminent death.
1493 NotYourAverageBubba Was in the video intro to the Pearl Harbor tour entitled (ish) "Why We Went To War." Possibly the most hilariously awful timing of anything in my life. Marines ordered us to stay inside, Navy personnel were freaking out harder than most of the people. We had to remind some other tourists that we were currently in a sunken, steel-reinforced structure on a military installation and that we're in a pretty good spot. Am now drinking heavily in a nearby bar and everything tastes DELICIOUS EDIT: words
11736 lococommotion I’m here on a school trip. There were people running from the beach and crying and calling their families. I still am feeling the adrenaline! What a major fuck up.
3447 Udontlikecake Well at least we know that button actually works -some guy at NORAD probably
13830 2112xanadu My aunt called me to say her goodbyes. She said everyone at their hotel was screaming and running through the hallways. What a massive fuckup.
3719 secretevidence Active military. First thought was "Where's the safest place to take my wife right now" Second was "Oh shit, if I don't die right now I'm going to war" Hell of a way to start the day. My blood pressure still isn't back down to baseline.
15193 RedwSmoke There's someone sitting in a fully stocked underground bunker that's going to be pissed when they come out in 30 years to check radiation levels.
14829 going_mobile The worst part was realizing how unprepared we were. My roommates and I woke up to the alarm and just sat there not knowing what we’re supposed to do in this situation.
5863 drfeelokay I learned learned 2 things from this false alarm 1. Why our parents are all so fucked up 2. My nuclear survival strategy is to drink a bunch of lukewarm soju
3163 kkaallaaee Was driving past Pearl Harbor when I got the alert. Noped the fuck out of there so hard.
18600 dawkbrook "So, why did you leave your last job?" "I caused a mass panic that ignited fears of a nuclear annihilation. And the department was downsizing. It was mostly the downsizing."
1795 matt2dlg People were literally putting their kids in storm drains. Next level fuck up
4080 wonkierbooble 2018 seems to be going smoothly, I see.
4326 Thatonedude25 This should not be taken lightly. You had an entire state in a state of panic. People could have been injured or even died if the issue wasn’t resolved quickly.
1417 rottedzombie Just got out of the bathtub. Huddled with the wife and toddler until the all-clear. I promised myself I'd die wearing clean underwear. Not like this. Also: the warning sirens did not go off at any point, which gave us hope. Still terrifying. And: False alarm alert pushed -- https://m.imgur.com/QV0QXE3 -- also showing up on our television.
1092 InnsmouthBear What do you think the chances are someone is hiding in a bunker in Hawaii right now unaware it was a false alarm?
9902 alextoyalex Someone is definitely getting fired.