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31396
Guy orders bong. Package arrives and its an Xbox remote.
27624
Star Size Comparison
77477
I work on the 10th floor of an office tower. I have a friend who stops by daily.
41043
He’s onto us!!
10816
Bruh
31188
In Shaun of the Dead, the films key events are laid out by Ed before the zombies rise
7777
this makes me want to snort 24 bags of crack
6040
Boner Champ: Reddit's algorithm is designed to keep this image off the front page. Let's show them who the real Boner Champ is.
37167
Trump administration bars Haitians from U.S. visas for low-skilled work
8413
?This Japanese art form used to paint dragons is very satisfying?
31500
Let me sit down with no view of where I'm going and use my phone while operating a boat, WCGW?
46139
Why can't you just be normal?
8418
Sick doggo.
10857
Hope you use reddit
59011
TIL Carrie Fisher revealed in her memoir, Wishful Drinking, that she once had a romantic relationship with U.S. Senator Chris Dodd. When Dodd was asked for a comment by a reporter he explained that "it was a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away."
10553
Aww-wait, AWWW.
6303
Matthew Broderick and Alan Ruck (1986)
38715
Boater was probably texting
7150
hmmm
13987
YOU DON'T CALL ME...
22523
Allow me to show you the dance of my people
3208
Bubble bath
11081
[homemade] chicken tenders
7930
Giant swirl, A rare and Unique phenomenon at crater lake national park, Oregon. [oc] (1080x1620)
5505
This took me 5 hours to edit, hope you enjoy
5499
My girl finished chemo today
42086
Northern lights in iceland.
8451
Today, a protesting red hatter tried to explain this hypocrisy to me
5587
[Cosplay] The Dood
16000
Ugandan Ben
22627
2018 the year of the cardboard box
20099
Amazon won't say if it hands your Echo data to the government - The retail, cloud, and device giant stands as the least transparent of transparent tech companies.
11528
Bath tub: 1 | Curious cat: 0
4051
[WP] Following World War III, all the nations of the world agree to 50 years of strict isolation from one another in order to prevent additional conflicts. 50 years later, the United States comes out of exile, only to learn that no one else went into isolation.
5944
YSK - The Equifax breach impacts YOU whether your identity was stolen or not. It is safer to assume you ARE compromised and impacted by the breach.
100771
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
7642
Now all of my friends are worried about my mental health. Thanks!
27341
When I ask my friend with Parkinson's how big the fish he caught was
41402
First Look at Nintendo Labo
11402
Mike D Says Beastie Boys Memoir Is Coming Out This Year
2973 AllTheSmallWings Some one in Hawaii just confessed their love and now they have to live with it.
5658 Trussed_Up I would be really curious to know how many times you have to mess up in order to "accidentally" hit the nuke message button.
2835 Kai2709 My family is in Hawaii, I freaked the fuck out. It took way too long for them to clarify that it was a mistake. They didn't get the retraction for 25 min after the initial error.
180 NeedsMoreCarryHandle Did anyone have spontaneous *'we are about to die'* sex?
932 franciseight Turned out to be a frisbee that started world war three.
9705 Captain4Loko I’m in Hawaii. I woke up to an alarm on my phone saying there was an incoming ballistic missile and that it wasn’t a drill. My sister was crying and my grandma called and told me to pray. My family had no idea what to do so we closed our windows and sat in a car in our garage because it has the only concrete walls in our house. No warning sirens went off in my area. The news stations weren’t saying anything, mostly playing old sports broadcasts or music. We were waiting for updates or any information about it but didn’t hear anything. We waited about half an hour expecting the island to get hit at any moment until I read a tweet that said it was a false alarm. We don’t have many known fallout shelters and hardly anybody has basements in Hawaii. Apart from the basic instructions you can find on the internet, what should we do next time?
1658 bttc44 Sure mistakes happen, but wow.
636 SirXeus “Lol jk”
3552 Omega-Flying-Penguin My gf who is Hawaiian, had her dad call her and say that the alarm went off. He was golfing by Pearl Harbor and the sirens went off. He was going to ignore it but then he heard sirens. He thought, 'fuck, I can't ignore this.'
3430 phoenix0083 Was stuck in stand-still traffic on Kauai for 30 minutes on the way to work this morning due to an unrelated traffic accident shutting down the only road. Got the alarm, immediately u-turned into the empty lane heading the other way, and was home with my wife a minute later. That was honestly the most afraid I've ever felt in my life... Just knew that I didn't want shit to go down without being with my wife. As soon as we got the all clear, I broke down in tears from the tension releasing. Recovering in bed for an hour or so before heading into work.
2198 CheesedMyself A friend of my girlfriend posted this on her Facebook feed about the Four Seasons not allowing taxi drivers into their hotel for shelter. "Got this text from my dad (taxi driver) just now. "The Four Seasons took everyone in the ballrooms but left all the taxi drivers outside. We were not invited to the ballroom to be saved. We had to burn like crispy critters." I'm pissed. Four Seasons Resort Maui at Wailea SHAME ON YOU. Lives are LIVES. Regardless of them spending hundreds of dollars a night at your hotel or NOT. These taxi drivers bring people TO YOUR HOTEL. Now I understand this was a false alarm but WTF?! At the time they thought it was real. I will NEVER EVER recommend anyone to stay there ever again. And for those of you who haven't heard what just happened in Hawaii, basically someone mistakenly sent out a Missile launch warning for Hawaii. But later said, just kidding. False alarm. Someone is definitely getting fired."
1174 Febtober2k *Please remain in your homes, if you are not at home, find shelter immediately. Close all blinds and shades, block out all windows.* *Do not look outside.* *Do not look at the sky.* *Do not make noise.* *Your cooperation is vital to your survival. Appointed government personnel will update you shortly.*