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9790
[Image] You still have time
58440
Eminem celebrated 10 years of sobriety yesterday.
39881
How to hold an N64 controller
22970
MRW I take the cookies out of the oven but forget spray down the baking sheet beforehand
17934
TIL that The Sex Pistols were asked by their manager to write a song called "Submission", hoping they would write about bondage. Instead they wrote a song about a submarine mission.
38612
Just keep pushing. It's all that matters.
10926
Only one way down
9681
How to teach your kids to toughen up
12882
Jenna Fischer’s shirt is Michael’s grilled foot
14447
Women will never know the dread of when your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl
23058
Give her to me!
28191
Donald Trump playing golf in his own club. West Palm Beach, Florida, 2010.
19104
So that's how Chocolate Labs are made.
15566
Hey hoomans, "dont mind me taking all your shit, I got a family too."
8746
The Fortnite Foodchain
27035
We . . . may have made a terrible mistake
18735
New CPR device
10757
For brown widow spiders, sex is literally a matter of life and death. If a male chooses an adult female, chances are roughly 50/50 that she’ll eat him afterward. But if he mates with a younger subadult female, she’ll let him live to see another day. Despite this, the males prefer older mates.
57305
Eminem Celebrates 10 Years of Sobriety
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For every Upvote, I’m planting a tree :)
7542
Accurate enough
4613
So sweet....
15196
?? This 125+ Year Old Rhododendron “Tree” In Canada looks like it's covered in bloody flames! ??
3827
me_irl
10113
Alberta woman 1st adult in Canada to be 'cured' of sickle cell anemia through stem cell transplant
6908
Two whales seek revenge.
46683
Making a wrecking ball out of chocolate
3755
This Randy Marsh tattoo
2916
What my sister asked for vs what the salon did vs what my mom did after the salon disaster
36132
This statue looks like it continues on forever.
5262
Zoe Saldana shared a bomb Avengers selfie!
18775
Schizophrenics of Reddit; What is the scariest hallucination (visually or audibly) that you have ever experienced?
10347
Earth Day
44886
"Let's make the opposite of a fun roller coaster"
6199
ITS HAPPENING
13300
Hit and run
34296
The worst thing about identity thieves is how stealthy they are.
3286
Posted in an Army forum. To you think the punishment is acceptable?
4733
Here’s my completed project car. 1969 Mustang
26167
The Rock Drops Big Surprise on High School Student Who Asked Him to Prom
2983 AllTheSmallWings Some one in Hawaii just confessed their love and now they have to live with it.
5663 Trussed_Up I would be really curious to know how many times you have to mess up in order to "accidentally" hit the nuke message button.
2833 Kai2709 My family is in Hawaii, I freaked the fuck out. It took way too long for them to clarify that it was a mistake. They didn't get the retraction for 25 min after the initial error.
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934 franciseight Turned out to be a frisbee that started world war three.
9717 Captain4Loko I’m in Hawaii. I woke up to an alarm on my phone saying there was an incoming ballistic missile and that it wasn’t a drill. My sister was crying and my grandma called and told me to pray. My family had no idea what to do so we closed our windows and sat in a car in our garage because it has the only concrete walls in our house. No warning sirens went off in my area. The news stations weren’t saying anything, mostly playing old sports broadcasts or music. We were waiting for updates or any information about it but didn’t hear anything. We waited about half an hour expecting the island to get hit at any moment until I read a tweet that said it was a false alarm. We don’t have many known fallout shelters and hardly anybody has basements in Hawaii. Apart from the basic instructions you can find on the internet, what should we do next time?
1671 bttc44 Sure mistakes happen, but wow.
640 SirXeus “Lol jk”
3550 Omega-Flying-Penguin My gf who is Hawaiian, had her dad call her and say that the alarm went off. He was golfing by Pearl Harbor and the sirens went off. He was going to ignore it but then he heard sirens. He thought, 'fuck, I can't ignore this.'
3423 phoenix0083 Was stuck in stand-still traffic on Kauai for 30 minutes on the way to work this morning due to an unrelated traffic accident shutting down the only road. Got the alarm, immediately u-turned into the empty lane heading the other way, and was home with my wife a minute later. That was honestly the most afraid I've ever felt in my life... Just knew that I didn't want shit to go down without being with my wife. As soon as we got the all clear, I broke down in tears from the tension releasing. Recovering in bed for an hour or so before heading into work.
2202 CheesedMyself A friend of my girlfriend posted this on her Facebook feed about the Four Seasons not allowing taxi drivers into their hotel for shelter. "Got this text from my dad (taxi driver) just now. "The Four Seasons took everyone in the ballrooms but left all the taxi drivers outside. We were not invited to the ballroom to be saved. We had to burn like crispy critters." I'm pissed. Four Seasons Resort Maui at Wailea SHAME ON YOU. Lives are LIVES. Regardless of them spending hundreds of dollars a night at your hotel or NOT. These taxi drivers bring people TO YOUR HOTEL. Now I understand this was a false alarm but WTF?! At the time they thought it was real. I will NEVER EVER recommend anyone to stay there ever again. And for those of you who haven't heard what just happened in Hawaii, basically someone mistakenly sent out a Missile launch warning for Hawaii. But later said, just kidding. False alarm. Someone is definitely getting fired."
1179 Febtober2k *Please remain in your homes, if you are not at home, find shelter immediately. Close all blinds and shades, block out all windows.* *Do not look outside.* *Do not look at the sky.* *Do not make noise.* *Your cooperation is vital to your survival. Appointed government personnel will update you shortly.*