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27007
Kid orders bong. Package arrives and his mom wants to see him open it.
20893
Northern lights in iceland.
61487
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
58672
The 24 hour Taco Bell that got me and my friends through college tragically burned down last night. We're coping the best we can.
83237
Finally redone correctly.
33406
First Look at Nintendo Labo
10983
When I ask my friend with Parkinson's how big the fish he caught was
45830
Pornhub traffic in Hawaii during the "missile alert"
6297
Allow me to show you the dance of my people
65596
Four stars
4527
Let me sit down with no view of where I'm going and use my phone while operating a boat, WCGW?
21250
"BEWARE of DOG"
7851
Watch "First Look at Nintendo Labo" on YouTube
30321
Kimbal Musk — Elon’s brother — is leading a $25 million mission to fix food in schools across the US: “in 300 public schools in American cities. Part-playground, part-outdoor classroom, the learning gardens serve as spaces where students learn about the science of growing fruits and veggies“
23632
Bambi gives kitty a bath
46036
Why can't I see anything?
10232
Enter the Unknown
14470
She literally got money through crowdfunding to go to business school.
7348
My favorite shot from the prequels
42816
Students cheer when electricity finally restored to a school in Puerto Rico months after Hurricane Maria
8497
HMC while I don't drop the beer
2970
YOU DON'T CALL ME...
11771
Man clears his name 40 years later after googling corrupt police officer who framed him
4244
Mike D Says Beastie Boys Memoir Is Coming Out This Year
3315
Bath tub: 1 | Curious cat: 0
26171
How they train drug-sniffer puppies
5198
Ken M on
5906
First Photo of Zac Efron as Ted Bundy in ‘Extremely Wicked’
26787
Salt and pepper up close
17896
Four-horned Jacob skull in the anatomy museum of the Royal Veterinary College in London
47762
TIL that some guy attempted to beat a world record by playing QBert for 100 hours straight on a single coin... His attempt failed because a thunderstorm shorted out the game after 56.5 hours of continuous game play!
21337
Splitting the Red Sea
20127
Cloudy Mornings Featuring Fitz Roy - El Chalten, Patagonia. [OC] [3992 X 2992]
52748
USPS bent my diploma. I have no words.
10115
I had honestly never read the show’s entire Wikipedia. Lost it.
6455
The Hori Onyx is the first wireless third-party PS4 controller
90764
Beware of Dog
19645
How to racially profile your new neighbor
3822
Adam Ellis may improve now
9523
Hard line stance on flat tires.
2966 AllTheSmallWings Some one in Hawaii just confessed their love and now they have to live with it.
5657 Trussed_Up I would be really curious to know how many times you have to mess up in order to "accidentally" hit the nuke message button.
2835 Kai2709 My family is in Hawaii, I freaked the fuck out. It took way too long for them to clarify that it was a mistake. They didn't get the retraction for 25 min after the initial error.
179 NeedsMoreCarryHandle Did anyone have spontaneous *'we are about to die'* sex?
933 franciseight Turned out to be a frisbee that started world war three.
9705 Captain4Loko I’m in Hawaii. I woke up to an alarm on my phone saying there was an incoming ballistic missile and that it wasn’t a drill. My sister was crying and my grandma called and told me to pray. My family had no idea what to do so we closed our windows and sat in a car in our garage because it has the only concrete walls in our house. No warning sirens went off in my area. The news stations weren’t saying anything, mostly playing old sports broadcasts or music. We were waiting for updates or any information about it but didn’t hear anything. We waited about half an hour expecting the island to get hit at any moment until I read a tweet that said it was a false alarm. We don’t have many known fallout shelters and hardly anybody has basements in Hawaii. Apart from the basic instructions you can find on the internet, what should we do next time?
1656 bttc44 Sure mistakes happen, but wow.
635 SirXeus “Lol jk”
3548 Omega-Flying-Penguin My gf who is Hawaiian, had her dad call her and say that the alarm went off. He was golfing by Pearl Harbor and the sirens went off. He was going to ignore it but then he heard sirens. He thought, 'fuck, I can't ignore this.'
3424 phoenix0083 Was stuck in stand-still traffic on Kauai for 30 minutes on the way to work this morning due to an unrelated traffic accident shutting down the only road. Got the alarm, immediately u-turned into the empty lane heading the other way, and was home with my wife a minute later. That was honestly the most afraid I've ever felt in my life... Just knew that I didn't want shit to go down without being with my wife. As soon as we got the all clear, I broke down in tears from the tension releasing. Recovering in bed for an hour or so before heading into work.
2197 CheesedMyself A friend of my girlfriend posted this on her Facebook feed about the Four Seasons not allowing taxi drivers into their hotel for shelter. "Got this text from my dad (taxi driver) just now. "The Four Seasons took everyone in the ballrooms but left all the taxi drivers outside. We were not invited to the ballroom to be saved. We had to burn like crispy critters." I'm pissed. Four Seasons Resort Maui at Wailea SHAME ON YOU. Lives are LIVES. Regardless of them spending hundreds of dollars a night at your hotel or NOT. These taxi drivers bring people TO YOUR HOTEL. Now I understand this was a false alarm but WTF?! At the time they thought it was real. I will NEVER EVER recommend anyone to stay there ever again. And for those of you who haven't heard what just happened in Hawaii, basically someone mistakenly sent out a Missile launch warning for Hawaii. But later said, just kidding. False alarm. Someone is definitely getting fired."
1173 Febtober2k *Please remain in your homes, if you are not at home, find shelter immediately. Close all blinds and shades, block out all windows.* *Do not look outside.* *Do not look at the sky.* *Do not make noise.* *Your cooperation is vital to your survival. Appointed government personnel will update you shortly.*