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PsBattle: A jewel in the sea
Antelope running down the highway
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Saved by a Good Samaritan
Sunflowers taken in South East Queensland, Australia [OC] [6165x3765]
It wasn't good.
CryptoNick is deleting all of his BitConnect videos, and so are his buddies. Please never forget what he and his cohorts did to so many people, and how much money those people lost in the process thanks to CryptoNick, Trevon James, and Craig Grant!
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TIL that Brad Pitt once tried to buy himself out of the movie ‘Interview with the Vampire’. Upon hearing about the 40M$ exit clause, he shot the movie. It went on to receive 2 Oscar nominations and launched Kirsten Dunst’s career
Web of Lies
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Need to watch the Bee Movie but don't want stupid pop ups or viruses? Just go to pornhub instead.
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The Green Monster
When the cops show up to a party and my white friend says "I'll talk to them."
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We should put missing people’s photo on cigarette packs, because smoker are the one who are outside all the time in all kinds of weather
Scientists celebrate after inventing the first projector (1895, colourised)
What did he just do?
What’s the worst case of bad parenting you’ve ever witnessed?
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You bought the wrong paper towel asshole
North and South Korea agree to carry single flag at Winter Olympics and field joint women's ice hockey team
Lies, damned lies, and statistics
Golfer's club breaks
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Children Of The Sex Trade (2014) - This exceptional film follows two young sisters in the Philippines who help former Australian police and Special Forces officers rescue underage girls from sex bars.
... Why?
My daughter got a new hat. I think she likes it.
I have just received the Best and saddest birthday card I’ve ever had. It brought a little tear to my eye!
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[I ate] 4 kinds of exotic flavoured KitKat
He said what?!!
Dr. Barry Marshall, incredible way to win a Nobel Prize
This picture tells a story
2959 AllTheSmallWings Some one in Hawaii just confessed their love and now they have to live with it.
5656 Trussed_Up I would be really curious to know how many times you have to mess up in order to "accidentally" hit the nuke message button.
2836 Kai2709 My family is in Hawaii, I freaked the fuck out. It took way too long for them to clarify that it was a mistake. They didn't get the retraction for 25 min after the initial error.
176 NeedsMoreCarryHandle Did anyone have spontaneous *'we are about to die'* sex?
930 franciseight Turned out to be a frisbee that started world war three.
9708 Captain4Loko I’m in Hawaii. I woke up to an alarm on my phone saying there was an incoming ballistic missile and that it wasn’t a drill. My sister was crying and my grandma called and told me to pray. My family had no idea what to do so we closed our windows and sat in a car in our garage because it has the only concrete walls in our house. No warning sirens went off in my area. The news stations weren’t saying anything, mostly playing old sports broadcasts or music. We were waiting for updates or any information about it but didn’t hear anything. We waited about half an hour expecting the island to get hit at any moment until I read a tweet that said it was a false alarm. We don’t have many known fallout shelters and hardly anybody has basements in Hawaii. Apart from the basic instructions you can find on the internet, what should we do next time?
1660 bttc44 Sure mistakes happen, but wow.
636 SirXeus “Lol jk”
3547 Omega-Flying-Penguin My gf who is Hawaiian, had her dad call her and say that the alarm went off. He was golfing by Pearl Harbor and the sirens went off. He was going to ignore it but then he heard sirens. He thought, 'fuck, I can't ignore this.'
3418 phoenix0083 Was stuck in stand-still traffic on Kauai for 30 minutes on the way to work this morning due to an unrelated traffic accident shutting down the only road. Got the alarm, immediately u-turned into the empty lane heading the other way, and was home with my wife a minute later. That was honestly the most afraid I've ever felt in my life... Just knew that I didn't want shit to go down without being with my wife. As soon as we got the all clear, I broke down in tears from the tension releasing. Recovering in bed for an hour or so before heading into work.
2197 CheesedMyself A friend of my girlfriend posted this on her Facebook feed about the Four Seasons not allowing taxi drivers into their hotel for shelter. "Got this text from my dad (taxi driver) just now. "The Four Seasons took everyone in the ballrooms but left all the taxi drivers outside. We were not invited to the ballroom to be saved. We had to burn like crispy critters." I'm pissed. Four Seasons Resort Maui at Wailea SHAME ON YOU. Lives are LIVES. Regardless of them spending hundreds of dollars a night at your hotel or NOT. These taxi drivers bring people TO YOUR HOTEL. Now I understand this was a false alarm but WTF?! At the time they thought it was real. I will NEVER EVER recommend anyone to stay there ever again. And for those of you who haven't heard what just happened in Hawaii, basically someone mistakenly sent out a Missile launch warning for Hawaii. But later said, just kidding. False alarm. Someone is definitely getting fired."
1166 Febtober2k *Please remain in your homes, if you are not at home, find shelter immediately. Close all blinds and shades, block out all windows.* *Do not look outside.* *Do not look at the sky.* *Do not make noise.* *Your cooperation is vital to your survival. Appointed government personnel will update you shortly.*