[OC] Closing a box made of perfect mirrors with a light bulb inside (x-post r/simulated)
Ubisoft's chat bot Sam is savage.
This olive tree in Crete is 3000 years old.
'Please don't go to work today'
Neo-Nazi gives detailed instructions on how to murder people at Charlottesville rally, including specific death threat against a particular anti-fascist activist. The activist doxxes him - turns out he's an active service marine! His superiors find out, boot him out of the marines
Indian priest carries member of lower caste into temple to symbolically protest caste oppression.
But did the laptop break?
Infinite bulbs
MRW a college age employee submits a vacation request for 4/20.
My 18yo foster son just learned that he is getting a 100% free ride to a 4-year college. First in his family to ever go to college. I am so, so proud of him.
Lit father, lit son
Now that's why I come to these things
I know a little German
Waiting for the last moment
so smooth.
Ima do this
Color changing squeezable bulb
I just wanted a new car.
McDonalds kitty.
roses are red, i put jam on my crackers
Definitely some witchcraft here.
Arizona teachers vote to strike
[I ate] fluffy japanese pancakes
Mexico’s lower house of Congress on Thursday approved changes to the constitution to eliminate immunity from prosecution for all public servants, including lawmakers and the president, a move meant to tackle deeply entrenched corruption.
Best to start at the bottom of the stick
I found a Kanye mug in my grandma's nursing home kitchen
For class, I sculpted Owen Wilson’s nose and collaged it with pictures of Owen Wilson to create Owen Wilson’s Wow meme. My teacher did not get it.
Cats are dicks
This made me laugh!
How to take the perfect nap.
God of War is so dedicated to a continuous shot that it doesn't even have a loading screen after you start the game from the menu
Attempting to rob a bakery, wcgw.
The reverse nice guy?
Buying a pack of gum
Bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki - 1945 (colorized)
This ginkgo tree has existed for 1400 years.
"Enter your last name to learn its meaning and origin." really overestimated their audience
Lit father, lit son
Push the car out of the garage
1 Kishara Quick reminder to everyone about commenting during major situations like this. * **DO NOT** post about police movements. In other words, if you are listening to scanners and radio communications of emergency personnel, hold off on sharing the play by plays. * **DO NOT** share the personal information of alleged suspects or victims until the identities are confirmed by the police or mainstream media. * **DO NOT** post identifiable images/videos of the dead or dying. Reddit is one of the most high-traffic sites in the world, especially in times of crisis. No one should find out that their loved one has died in a reddit thread. To clarify, you can still post images and videos of the incident, just no closeups of someone's face as they die.
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6518 SoYo678 Just heard an announcement that a school security officer stopped the shooter. Edit: source from WJLA for those interested. Total of 3 injured including the shooter.
14817 JonWilso Reports coming out that the school resource officer intervened and took out the shooter. Edit. Confirmed now. School resource officer is also a trained SWAT officer. Confronted the shooter in less than 1 minute.
749 LatiosEX That School Resource Officer was noted to have engaged the shooter and wounded him. Full honors to that guy, I hope he and the other victims make a smooth recovery.
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2675 HOBONATION Just going through the comments, I'm surprised how many of your friends and siblings just happened sleep in and miss the bus. That's bizarre to me, I've read atleast 5 comments about that happening.
525 kcsgayy Great job by the resource officer. Hope the others wounded make it.
963 SpartanVFL > A gunman who shot and wounded two students at Great Mills High School in Maryland **was killed Tuesday after engaging an armed school resource officer**, an official said. Ok, so he killed him. > In the hours and days to come, we'll be able to determine if our school resource officer's round struck the shooter What?
1247 Axette Let's see if the guard who stopped the violence receives days of media exposure with their face all over the news and "inside looks" into their mindset during the second by second breakdown.
1195 sxule That resource officer better get a medal or something. Hat's off to you good sir/ma'am!
367 AVeryMadFish I work for this school system, and here are the facts as they have been determined so far - The student had a handgun - He had a prior relationship with the primary victim - The School Resource Officer intervened, and fired a single round - Unclear whether the SRO killed him, or if he took his own life. It looks like the female victim was the primary target of this attack.
4473 franco821 "The shooter was the only fatality." Good. Edit: To everyone saying he's just a kid: prove it. I didn't see the shooters age posted anywhere yet. 2nd Edit: apparently he was 17, my original comment was before they updated the article. Still glad he died and I hope the girl in critical condition recovers.
315 colbertican17 How is this on the front page instantly yet 5 IEDs have exploded around Austin and I had to find out through Facebook?