I've been preparing to play the role of Dick Cheney my entire life.
What happened to his eyebrows?
Christian Bale playing Dick Chaney will make him the first actor to play both Batman and the Penguin.
Finally, an appropriate use for the voice he had in the Nolan films.
It also helps that he'll be ready to turn into a cloud of bats whenever his character exits a scene.
Goddamn. Watching him do this over and over makes my body hurt.
Who would have ever thought the person who would play Dick Cheney in a movie would be Christian Bale.
He better practice shooting his friends in the face too, and then have his friend apologize.
Me: Who's that fat guy in the thumbnail, that's not Christian Bale.
Also me: Holy shit that's a fat Christian Bale.
From The Machinist to Batman and now all the way to pieman. His body must be wrecked on the inside. Starving and no sleep then bulking which would have required PEDs and all kinds of supplements, now getting fat.
When Jared Leto needed to gain weight for the role of the guy who shot John Lennon he would microwave ice cream then drink it.
I didn't even recognize him from the photo. He looks like some average American guy now.