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And the award for best performance in a safety video goes to...
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My mom in the early 90s. She painted her own shield.
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Me after doing the bare minimum
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The Pokémon Company are running out of ideas.
10816
TIL that Abraham Lincoln once gave a speech so enthralling that reporters in the audience stopped taking notes and now we don't know what he said.
10901
Relevant and relatable
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Former Trump campaign official Rick Gates pleads guilty to lying and conspiracy against the United States
9912
That logic
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hmmm
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Love to shutterstock see this kind of stuff
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"Treasured Family Pet"
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That's an intelligent bird
13317
How Plo Koon could have survived Order 66.
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bRAvE SoLdIeR GeTs ObLITerAtEd bY StATE oF ThE ARt tRIpMiNE
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When is he gonno-rrhealize
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Double the Preparation
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Actual pothole in Michigan
8424
Went on my first audition after a hiatus (screw PTSD), booked the gig and smiled with teeth for the first time in over a year!
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We can't have a drinking problem if we don't have a problem drinking right? Haha *click*
23216
This albino owl is fuckin ??????
10857
German foreign Office release wholesome travel advisory for Germans in Canada after amazing semi-final victory
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HMF while I secure the skate park
23790
Conference of Stones
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Well that's not rapey at all
12259
CPAC is a gun free zone
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Humble.
6884
Catching the fishy
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A perfect takedown
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"I'll handle this, human."
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Japanese scientists invent floating 'firefly' light that could eventually be used in applications ranging from moving displays to projection mapping.
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When washing your car and a guy parks behind you, instantly gets out and impatiently crosses his arms...
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Picked up my phone off a blanket
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A superb conversation with Bob Ross
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"In My Father’s house are many mansions"
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Let’s post the dumb, illegal things we do to social media. WCGW?
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Close enough
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MRW I don't understand the new subreddit theme, but am fully on board
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Guy steps on ghillie suit guy
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Florida Gov. Rick Scott: You must be 21 to buy a gun
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let me show you a magic trick
2121 ljferguson94 There are many types of herpesvirus. Karposi sarcoma, HSV1, HSV2, chicken pox, mononucleousis are a few human herpes viruses. Nearly every species has a herpes virus, and most infections are non-issues, most of the time. Feline herpes infects nearly every single cat, and normally isnt an issue, but can flare up as eye infections and/or upper respiratory disease. Cattle have herpes, as well, and bovine herpes can flare up and potentially antagonize the respiratory epithelium enough to lead to the development of bovine respiratory disease in the infected. And, a bovine herpes virus can lead to spontaneous abortions. Worse case of bovine herpes I have heard of is an infection in the womb of a pregnant cow that kind of "ate away" at the lining of the womb and when the womb burst it killed the pregnant cow and her calf. Viruses rule the world, and herpes is everywhere.
4489 sakezaf123 Alright, who fucked the oysters? Edit: Holy shit so many notifications.
375 jenlou289 I thought they only caught clamydia
330 myweed1esbigger Well when your life motto is "jam out with your clam out" you're bound to catch something.
611 metalbeak This is what happens when you don't sea weed wrap your flat worm.
679 MustLoveLoofah The question is can I get herpes from eating an oyster?
151 FredRogersAMA You can't put your dick in anything these days.
31 pishposhpoppycock What about the clams and cockles? Are they at risk as well?