That is absolutely wrong
Coming this summer
In light of all the progress pics on the front page, here's me and my half brother making progress on some pasta & meatballs
S A F E T Y B O Y E
[Homemade] Refilling the chocolate chip cookie stash!
TIL that Keanu Reeves was initially offered Val Kilmer's role in the 1995 film Heat. He turned it down to play Hamlet in a 789 seat theatre in Manitoba.
Saudi Crown Prince Boasted That Jared Kushner Was “In His Pocket”
Getting drunk alone while my daughter is out on a date with a guy who calls himself “Vapelord”. Vape. Lord.
Dadding Smarter not Harder
6 months of job hunting, by city, until I finally landed a job! [OC]
ULPT: Download the Walmart app and scan any receipts that you may find in the store/parking lot etc. If the app finds something cheaper the difference gets added to the account on the app.
I went to look out my apartment window to see how much it had snowed. I found this instead and it couldn’t have made my day more.
Fuck you, I'm bringing my sausages on this bus
Mark Zuckerberg apologizes for the Cambridge Analytica situation (2018)
Volleyball coach congratulates his team
This sunsets spectrum.
?? New Zealand mountainous parrot Kea
Getting in the opponents head
“Happy Person Having a Pleasant Conversation in Public” by Randy Ortiz, charcoal, acrylic, pastel. 9x12?
I don’t bamboozle, reddit.
I bought a camera to spy on my dog while I'm gone. I think he knows.
Could I get a different one please?
Not pro life. Just pro birth.
Keanu Reeves and Denzel Washington from “Much Ado About Nothing” (1993)
Don't forget about spy kids
I've peaked. I can't top this.
Why am I surrounded by chickens...
This grave has Feb 30 as a death day on it.
The CLOUD Act would let cops get our data directly from big tech companies like Facebook without needing a warrant. Congress just snuck it into the must-pass omnibus package.
My girlfriend's brother has a hard time cleaning, so she made him a nice infographic to help him out.
"Return to your domicile, human!"
LPT: If you have the unfortunate experience of having to put a pet down, find a vet that will make a house call. Don't let your pet's last moments be somewhere they are afraid of.
Entropy by Cavan@GritnGlory, NYC
A bread cutting machiene at my local grocery store
Monty Python is Coming to Netflix
Solos on mobile are OP. You practically get an extra teammate.
When a new redditor finds a subreddit to subscribe to
This is the **Southern right whale dolphin** (*Lissodelphis peronii*)
>The Design of this Dolphin it's on *porpoise*.
No dorsal fin?
new skin unlocked
Looks like a dolphin hooked up with a penguin
This is not just a re-paint of your ordinary flipper but a Southern Right Whale Dolphin (Lissodelphis peronii). Photo: Pablo Caceres Contreras. Some [info](
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Its a sleek new look... its gonna catch on
Flipper: The Emo Years
Kinda looks like a xenomorph from Alien
Who is the designer on this model?
You mean the evolution.
The Design of this Dolphin is the ??est I've ever seen!