Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
This is my worst nightmare
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
Advice for the roads
Babushka had enough!
the thing goes bork
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
You've been challenged by the wood.
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
Now we're asking the real questions
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
Instead they say liberal
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
Hot knife on Jello.
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
Porg trying to swallow a banana
Take away your finger
Rapunzel, are you up there?
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
The infamous croissant pupper
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
Summoning the upvotes
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
Maru returns from the cat dimension
One Pot Chili Mac
This is the **Southern right whale dolphin** (*Lissodelphis peronii*)
No dorsal fin?
new skin unlocked
Looks like a dolphin hooked up with a penguin
>The Design of this Dolphin it's on *porpoise*.
Its a sleek new look... its gonna catch on
This is not just a re-paint of your ordinary flipper but a Southern Right Whale Dolphin (Lissodelphis peronii). Photo: Pablo Caceres Contreras. Some [info](
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Who is the designer on this model?
Flipper: The Emo Years
New **Model D**. An electric mammal made by Tesla.
Kinda looks like a xenomorph from Alien
The Design of this Dolphin is the ??est I've ever seen!