*David Attenborough voice*: "And here, we observe the Park Rat in its natural environment. Unlike many other skier species they are active both during the day and at night, pausing only to chug PBR's 15 feet into the woods on either side of the Freestyle Park. They spend their time honing their balance skills and adding a personal flourish to their "tricks", all in an attempt to attract a mate. But no one is watching, Derreck, It's nighttime."
Can someone photoshop some blocks from Super Mario under this guy because that's literally all I'm seeing
Fake news. Skiers aren't this cool.
Source: my brother (a snowboarder) told me every time I went skiing.
Edited to add: my brother isn't actually an elitist. It's just anything I did, as his little sister, was severely uncool. He's an alright guy though, so don't get mad at him.
Let see i think the skii board is plastic and the bar is metal and its wet so it is easy to spin but not for me cos ive never been skiing or skating on ice. yes i dont know why i explained this
It's not the spin that got me, it was the absolute casualness he displayed through the whole thing.
When you want to pull of some sick tricks for the camera but are also pretty depressed...