The picking up of the limp body and not having a clue WTF to do next. Absolutely priceless.
The second guy is a hero, he stopped the robbery
Pretty sure he just robbed him of a few more IQ points.
The way he scurries over to him kills me. Like it takes him a second to process it
How to make it look like it's NOT an assault.
What’s the problem? He’s got a fall guy now.
When I was in high school, I decided to egg my ex-gf house (salty). I had a two door car, I was driving, egg thrower was in the back behind me throwing the eggs out my window. SPLAT! Right in the back of my head on the first egg. I sped off, shamed, and never egged again.