If there's anything I've learned about these planes' aerodynamics is that they exclusively fly in a loop and smack the thrower in the face, they have no other purpose.
"Hey, where did it go?"
Classic way to lose an eye and gain a mediocre story
Go outside they said. It’ll be fun they said.
YoUnG ChIlD dIeS iN HoRrIfIc PlAnE cRaSh
This gif has made me realize I'd probably be a questionable parent. I honestly don't think I'd be able to keep myself from laughing my ass off instead of checking if he was OK.
That kid looks a little old to be crying about that.
But on the other hand, getting hit on the nose hurts.
It was an inside job. Jet fuel doesn’t melt kids.
Ho.. Ho.. Ho... You’ll swoosh your eye out kid
When you think you'll do okay in a test that you only studied the night before
This definitely needs to be turned into a "wasted" gif