Score
Title
71643
I beat colon cancer today. Happiest day of my life.
32576
Twenty-Two Attorneys General Sue The FCC Over Net Neutrality Repeal
9451
Kinda tame by this subreddit's standards, but I thought it was funny.
13207
What is wrong with you guys
10919
TIL Keanu Reeves was sued by a woman who suggested that he used hypnosis and impersonated her ex-husband to impregnate her. She sought $3 million in spousal support from the actor, and $150,000/month, retroactively, in child support. DNA test proved he was not the father and the suit was thrown out.
72591
Friend of mine told me to post here. Me in the mid 80's.
10034
The Original Dungeon and Dragon
22070
$275 Required Spanish textbook is loose leaf paper wrapped in cellophane.
15793
"I thought, I'm going to get a helicopter no matter what." : Aussie man hires a chopper in frantic search to find Missing son - And Finds Him.
60417
Incredibly skilled Inline Freestyle champion, Feng Hui
3292
Clever and actually well done.
36030
How wholesome new traditions are born
6266
??
8242
Man Gets Sucked Into Snowmobile
9855
The Varroa mite may be the biggest threat to honeybees. Now, scientists have found a new way to fight them. Tiny amounts of lithium chloride kill 90% to 100% of mites without killing bees.
32733
Rare white Swedish raindeer ??
4383
Linear reciprocation to rotation conversion
3214
WSU Player has tweeted that QB Tyler Hilinski has died.
5177
Survival of the Realest ??
68497
Police dog loves his partner
55399
Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.
11284
My mom is learning how to sew. This chair-cover cooking set is her latest creation.
18042
The skeleton of a King Cobra.
10226
How laser cleaning works
20394
Got my new plates today. (P.S. I'm a lawyer)
2321
"Go get 'em, tiger."
11718
2018 hair trend?
95980
My son lives with his mother 3 hours away. I don’t get visitation that often and he’s old enough now to play online games, and just got GTA5 so now we can hang out and chat more or less every day :)
10244
Depressing
35465
The cover of the Princess Bride 20th Anniversary Edition DVD can be read upside down as well as right side up
8683
Cymbus, Mighty Warrior of the Twin Disks
2500
Ubisoft employee who said something Nintendo related will come in a few days is now saying what ever the Nintendo related thing is will cause the internet to explode
11752
Rule
5147
Cereal should come with resealable bags
2878
ELI5: Why do LED lights look jittery or like they're strobing when you look at them quickly?
7950
How to get Jesus to help you escape the cops
26279
What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?
8015
Here you go
5722
With all the negativity I wanted to share I finally made $100,000.
4110
Poor grandma doesn't know what 'beef' is
3722 Tate_langdon He just bee-lines it to her. Adorable.
606 PotheadPotter I wonder where he thinks she goes and what he thinks each day as he’s running to her again.
949 thatsconelover That waddle tho
1732 smackfairy His pants are adorable.
593 stugots Good boy super loyal 12/10 would feed table scraps
744 depcrestwood When I volunteered at the zoo (back when I was 11 or 12), one of the animals we had in sort of a free-roam pen was a goose that thought it was a human. I think she'd been raised at the zoo since hatching, and just had the "latching onto the thing that takes care of me as mom" mindset, but she was super friendly to any of the staff that walked into her enclosure. Got really awkward during mating season, though.
652 owenbicker My boyfriend had a rooster (named Kentucky) who would do this exact same thing. He would also come running if you called his name. My mother in law always brings out that story if chickens are remotely brought up.
188 Barefootdweller This just made my day. The way he runs to her.
261 whereami1928 Picture a little pet dinosaur instead of a rooster.
148 Xshredder01X My rooster would do the same! Except mine was less like: "I'm so glad you are home!" and more like: "What the fuck are you doing outside!? Get back in your coop!"
75 Junk_Gun I wish my rooster was this nice. My rooster attacks me for having the audacity to exit my house.
61 AusKeg We had chickens when I was growing up. When the old rooster got kicked out due to a younger one taking over the pen he came and lived with me, we were best friends. He followed me everywhere and we played for hours everyday. He died of old age in my arms :(
55 crackeddryice If it hadn't been in the title, I'd have had no idea what that was running away from the camera.
47 dextroz She's returning from school without a backpack?
164 joewidd **prancing intensifies**