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Title
9790
[Image] You still have time
58440
Eminem celebrated 10 years of sobriety yesterday.
39881
How to hold an N64 controller
22970
MRW I take the cookies out of the oven but forget spray down the baking sheet beforehand
17934
TIL that The Sex Pistols were asked by their manager to write a song called "Submission", hoping they would write about bondage. Instead they wrote a song about a submarine mission.
38612
Just keep pushing. It's all that matters.
10926
Only one way down
9681
How to teach your kids to toughen up
12882
Jenna Fischer’s shirt is Michael’s grilled foot
14447
Women will never know the dread of when your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl
23058
Give her to me!
28191
Donald Trump playing golf in his own club. West Palm Beach, Florida, 2010.
19104
So that's how Chocolate Labs are made.
15566
Hey hoomans, "dont mind me taking all your shit, I got a family too."
8746
The Fortnite Foodchain
27035
We . . . may have made a terrible mistake
18735
New CPR device
10757
For brown widow spiders, sex is literally a matter of life and death. If a male chooses an adult female, chances are roughly 50/50 that she’ll eat him afterward. But if he mates with a younger subadult female, she’ll let him live to see another day. Despite this, the males prefer older mates.
57305
Eminem Celebrates 10 Years of Sobriety
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For every Upvote, I’m planting a tree :)
7542
Accurate enough
4613
So sweet....
15196
?? This 125+ Year Old Rhododendron “Tree” In Canada looks like it's covered in bloody flames! ??
3827
me_irl
10113
Alberta woman 1st adult in Canada to be 'cured' of sickle cell anemia through stem cell transplant
6908
Two whales seek revenge.
46683
Making a wrecking ball out of chocolate
3755
This Randy Marsh tattoo
2916
What my sister asked for vs what the salon did vs what my mom did after the salon disaster
36132
This statue looks like it continues on forever.
5262
Zoe Saldana shared a bomb Avengers selfie!
18775
Schizophrenics of Reddit; What is the scariest hallucination (visually or audibly) that you have ever experienced?
10347
Earth Day
44886
"Let's make the opposite of a fun roller coaster"
6199
ITS HAPPENING
13300
Hit and run
34296
The worst thing about identity thieves is how stealthy they are.
3286
Posted in an Army forum. To you think the punishment is acceptable?
4733
Here’s my completed project car. 1969 Mustang
26167
The Rock Drops Big Surprise on High School Student Who Asked Him to Prom
4269 Tate_langdon He just bee-lines it to her. Adorable.
807 [deleted] I wonder where he thinks she goes and what he thinks each day as he’s running to her again.
1084 thatsconelover That waddle tho
1935 smackfairy His pants are adorable.
636 stugots Good boy super loyal 12/10 would feed table scraps
804 depcrestwood When I volunteered at the zoo (back when I was 11 or 12), one of the animals we had in sort of a free-roam pen was a goose that thought it was a human. I think she'd been raised at the zoo since hatching, and just had the "latching onto the thing that takes care of me as mom" mindset, but she was super friendly to any of the staff that walked into her enclosure. Got really awkward during mating season, though.
676 owenbicker My boyfriend had a rooster (named Kentucky) who would do this exact same thing. He would also come running if you called his name. My mother in law always brings out that story if chickens are remotely brought up.
196 Barefootdweller This just made my day. The way he runs to her.
283 whereami1928 Picture a little pet dinosaur instead of a rooster.
162 Xshredder01X My rooster would do the same! Except mine was less like: "I'm so glad you are home!" and more like: "What the fuck are you doing outside!? Get back in your coop!"
83 Junk_Gun I wish my rooster was this nice. My rooster attacks me for having the audacity to exit my house.
76 AusKeg We had chickens when I was growing up. When the old rooster got kicked out due to a younger one taking over the pen he came and lived with me, we were best friends. He followed me everywhere and we played for hours everyday. He died of old age in my arms :(
56 crackeddryice If it hadn't been in the title, I'd have had no idea what that was running away from the camera.
52 dextroz She's returning from school without a backpack?