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The Toothless animation for this scene in "How to Train Your Dragon" was modelled on one of the animators cat with tape stuck to it's tail
98789
Just Missed Seeing A Vampire This Morning
31724
We had an excess amount of copies that needed to be shipped back to the warehouse.
50826
Idk how she does it.
11473
Randy Bryce slams Paul Ryan for snubbing Florida teacher on gun control: "We need a Speaker who will listen to everyone, not just the NRA and other special interests who cut him checks."
12545
LOL
21462
Skydiving with bird
4851
a cult classic
11344
World record for time taken staring out a window.
40153
May we all experience happiness like this dog has
32728
Please Bring Your Chairs And Tables To The Upright Position [L]
30411
X-post from r/boottoobig but fits much better here
14930
woof irl
7664
Like no one is watching
46724
Welcome to Mars - Real picture from Mars Rover
7066
Called out by life
45442
absolute madness
10692
I have a picture of me in the hospital and try to convince people of the most ridiculous reason for why I'm there when they ask. This is my favorite so far
22404
Father of the year
87438
My work continues the paint lines up the wall to help people park.
12626
Husband of the year
12351
I made a clay Tostarenan from Super Mario Odyssey!
22079
LPT: Instead of using the phrase "I assumed..." use the phrase "My understanding was..."
27428
every fucking time
7393
How Denis Villeneuve Created the Most Complicated Sex Scene of All Time - Blade Runner 2049
8778
Ron respects Mother Nature.
17503
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE......
10704
TIL Australian Don Ritchie talked at least 160 people out of committing suicide at Watson's Bay by offering them a cup of tea and someone to talk to. He was awarded a Medal of the Order of Australia for his efforts.
7255
meirl
5114
A real Bigfoot
12761
OC Template, could have potential.
87719
Seems legit
7001
She’s NOT on LinkedIn, Okay?
7650
Sleepy zoomies
15091
LPT: If you keep burning your nipples on hot coffee, try letting your coffee cool for a few minutes before dipping your nipples in it.
24493
Anon is a chad
36979
A friendly wager over cotton candy
127122
A wild young monkey is welcomed back by his family when he is released after 3 weeks of treatment for a leg injury
13315
Literally just a picture of a trebuchet
4232
HMB while I get rid of this wasp nest
4695 Disig "Larsen, a Roseburg resident, told The Oregonian/OregonLive by phone Friday that he wasn’t using his cellphone while driving his Bayliner and referred to such allegations as “fake news.” Larsen also said a lawsuit seemed unnecessary because the people in the Weldcraft weren’t hurt badly. The criminal case is ongoing. Larsen has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor crimes of reckless operation of a boat, fourth-degree assault and recklessly endangering the lives of others." What an asshole. I hope they take him for everything he's got.
10229 fordag "Larsen’s son-in-law, who also was on the boat, told investigators that he had warned his father-in-law to pay attention, that he sometimes sees his father-in-law using his cell phone while driving the boat and that his father-in-law had been off-and-on his cell phone the morning of the crash, according to the sheriff’s report." You know it pays to be on at least friendly terms with your son-in-law.
9492 FongoBongo > Larsen also said a lawsuit seemed unnecessary because the people in the Weldcraft weren’t hurt badly. Are you serious? So if they didn't have the instinct to jump off the boat when they did all three would either be seriously injured or dead. Maybe he would have preferred killing a few of them so the charges would stick and he would do jail time. Larsen needs to be taken to the cleaners.
3139 w8w8 Context: Full video - www.facebook.com/SalmonTroutSteelheader/videos/1739979969354036 News article about lawsuit - http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2018/01/chilling_video_fisherman_jumps.html Excerpt regarding injuries - >Maess suffered vision problems, headaches and injuries to his ankle, leg and arm from jumping into the water or being struck by debris, according to the suit. Five months after the crash, he wears a knee brace, the suit says. >McMahon and Durham also suffered injuries, including cuts or hypothermia. They haven’t filed suit against Larsen but have hired attorneys who say they plan to. Portland attorney Josh Lamborn said his client, Durham, also has suffered psychological trauma and, even though fishing is a big part of her life, hasn’t been able to go back out on a boat since the crash. Extremely lucky that it wasn't more serious or even fatal. Apparently the boat's operator is disabled and uses a scooter to move around, but in my own opinion it seems like you should at least be required to see where you're going at all times to commandeer a boat like this (or any boat for that matter). Edit: formatting
1060 call_of_the_while You only see that kind of "abandon ship" type of jump in comedy films or tv shows. Seeing real life footage of it is pretty sobering and infuriating.
9386 Cyno01 >Larsen, a Roseburg resident, told The Oregonian/OregonLive by phone Friday that he wasn’t using his cellphone while driving his Bayliner and referred to such allegations as “fake news.” $100 he was on his cell phone and call records will prove it.
5103 HR_Dragonfly Nope. Sorry, after that, fuck you, no more boating license.
329 Slowmexicano Doesn’t matter if he was on his phone or paying attention. If you ram and parked boat head on I’m pretty sure you are at fault
534 Ajnybo In seattle a few months ago, some guy was taking a shit on his boat and left it in drive. It drove right in front of a ferry and got smashed. Shows how dumb people can be.