The only explanation is that she *wants* to die.
Did she wake up and think to herself, "Today...Today is the day I see what it's like to be inside a blender."
Pro tip: If you have to bathe a cat and want to not die. Put them in the bathroom with you, with the door closed. Get your hands wet with some cat safe soap (we just use dawn dish soap) and rub it on them. Slowly get more water and soap and scrub, they won’t freak out nearly as bad as dumping water.
Then once they are all lathered up, take a big cup of warmish water, place the cat in the tub holding there gruff, and pour it over them slowly, while pushing out the excess soap. Repeat the rinsing a few times. They might fight the rinsing a bit. But it’s way better than throwing them into a locked shower...
A fucking cage match with cats?! Are you crazy?!
This is punishment, that girl musta done something horrible. *We hearby sentence you to bathe Matrix and Jazz.*
There are many levels of stupidity in this video.
1. Bathing a cat in the first place. Not necessary unless they are covered in shit or something (it happens).
2. Bathing **two cats at once**. Why? They are obviously not going to stay in the water and get washed unless you can hold them down.
3. Getting in the bath with both cats and **closing the door**. She's lucky they didn't think to claw their way up her easily-climbable skin. Panicked cats don't give a shit if you're the one that feeds them.
Well. She's not going to be doing this again any time soon I'm sure!
Death by a thousand cuts right there.