I did this once with a cup of microwave mac and cheese. The boiling hot noodles stuck to my face and left elbow noodle burn marks around my eye.
Many jizz references were made that day.
Everyone on r/skincareaddiction is having a fucking heart attack right now.
I had something like this happen to me. I dropped a gallon of paint and it shot up everywhere, my clothes, the wall. The girl I was dating was painting in the other room; I was so embarrassed I set to cleaning up as quietly and inconspicuously as possible. She came in as I was wrapping up. She was startled by the state of my clothes but was gracious enough to not say anything about it. She told me later she couldn’t believe how composed and easy come, easy go I was about it. Her ex would have punched a whole through the wall. She’s my wife now.
Aaand that's why the waitstaff isn't allowed in the kitchen.
I worked at this pizza chain, we’ll call it “Checkers”. We specialized in some sort of flavored crust that was applied through a squirt-bottle (Like the old Ketchup and mustard bottles with the nozzles). Well a chunk of the seasoning clogged the top.
I tried to unclog it by by squeezing harder. Usually this works as it was softer plastic. Today the bottle was damaged and sorta melted on the side. So when I squeezed it , the seasoned oil EXPLODED full force at me.
I was covered head to toe in garlic oil. And no one helped because all they could do is stare at me in legitimate shock. It was in my eyes :’(, hair , on the Ceiling. It was just short of having a oil seasoning body silhouette .