Let's play [wife or dog!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb1Q0xZGauY
Peralta: "All right, we're doing this. Let's play 'wife or dog'.
Hey, so Scully, what do you do at the park with Kelly?"
Scully: "Oh, we just walk around. She gets antsy if she doesn't get outside enough, and then it's just yap, yap, yap, all day long."
Boyle: "Hey, what's Kelly's favorite food?"
Scully: "Peanut butter! She'll eat it right out of the jar!"
Terry: "How old is Kelly again?"
Scully "Well, she's getting up there, but she's pretty spry for her age. Especially considering she got hit by that car a year ago."
Peralta: "Oh, that's so awful.. was she chasing something into the street, or..."
Scully: "No, just getting me the newspaper."
Peralta: "All right, this is useless. Scully, is Kelly your wife or your dog?"
Scully "How can you ask me that!"
Peralta: "...I still don't know which it is."