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85705
I beat colon cancer today. Happiest day of my life.
39369
Twenty-Two Attorneys General Sue The FCC Over Net Neutrality Repeal
13380
Kinda tame by this subreddit's standards, but I thought it was funny.
16647
What is wrong with you guys
18777
TIL Keanu Reeves was sued by a woman who suggested that he used hypnosis and impersonated her ex-husband to impregnate her. She sought $3 million in spousal support from the actor, and $150,000/month, retroactively, in child support. DNA test proved he was not the father and the suit was thrown out.
4991
"Go get 'em, tiger."
11489
The Original Dungeon and Dragon
77307
Friend of mine told me to post here. Me in the mid 80's.
9084
Survival of the Realest ??
19387
"I thought, I'm going to get a helicopter no matter what." : Aussie man hires a chopper in frantic search to find Missing son - And Finds Him.
8279
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25198
$275 Required Spanish textbook is loose leaf paper wrapped in cellophane.
5998
Linear reciprocation to rotation conversion
65668
Incredibly skilled Inline Freestyle champion, Feng Hui
39872
How wholesome new traditions are born
9635
Man Gets Sucked Into Snowmobile
12463
The Varroa mite may be the biggest threat to honeybees. Now, scientists have found a new way to fight them. Tiny amounts of lithium chloride kill 90% to 100% of mites without killing bees.
3537
WSU Player has tweeted that QB Tyler Hilinski has died.
3356
Fennec Fox reunites with his best friend William the cat
34735
Rare white Swedish raindeer ??
72892
Police dog loves his partner
58871
Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.
11345
How laser cleaning works
12203
My mom is learning how to sew. This chair-cover cooking set is her latest creation.
20833
The skeleton of a King Cobra.
3536
Ubisoft employee who said something Nintendo related will come in a few days is now saying what ever the Nintendo related thing is will cause the internet to explode
21267
Got my new plates today. (P.S. I'm a lawyer)
13631
2018 hair trend?
2192
Radioactive Radon 220 Gas Being Squirted Into a Cloud Chamber
3637
ELI5: Why do LED lights look jittery or like they're strobing when you look at them quickly?
11337
Depressing
101191
My son lives with his mother 3 hours away. I don’t get visitation that often and he’s old enough now to play online games, and just got GTA5 so now we can hang out and chat more or less every day :)
13970
Rule
36670
The cover of the Princess Bride 20th Anniversary Edition DVD can be read upside down as well as right side up
9691
Cymbus, Mighty Warrior of the Twin Disks
2238
Family Guy put out a new program that allows you to "Family Guy Yourself" so I thought it would be fun to "Family Guy" our favorite Dunder Mifflin employees. (Not perfect, but I did the best I could)
3211
How do scientists studying antimatter MAKE the antimatter they study if all their tools are composed of regular matter?
5301
Poor grandma doesn't know what 'beef' is
5186
Oh Texas...
2451
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Making a memory that will last forever.
2800 TooShiftyForYou "Be careful to avoid this new stuff."
10095 1337butterfly maybe they think you got a new carpet and they don't want to get mud on it?
1028 DaydreamKid Plastic runners are lava.
2136 lemoninski Cover the entire room with the runners. Now they have no choice. You've got them this time!!
974 KatyCowbelter No saving carpet in a home with 2 dogs. Sorry.
1218 jsuzcrust Up vote for assclowns
925 theoreticallyben It’s probably because it’s an unusual texture. Give it time and they may get used to it. They could end up avoiding it forever though. I’d recommend trying a reward based system to train them to use it. Of course, if they’re going in and out quite a bit that may prove inefficient.
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139 baicai18 I bought one of those blackhole litter mats for my cat so it would hopefully collect most of it. Extra big one at that. That punk cat decides, nope, let's just long jump over it spraying more litter everywhere
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55 Schnauzerbutt How to take care of carpeting. Step one: throw it in the trash