Side note: when a cat does long slow blinks its a sign of affection
Today the human placed me next to the dead one. His stare is cold and distant. The human is amused. Is this an attempt to remind me of my own mortality? Or just some kind of sick joke? What does it mean to be feline? I may never truly know.
Edit: Wow, my first comment to make it big! And it even led to some gold for a fellow cat narrator. Today is a good day.
The slow blink shows a lot of love for the person recording.
It's a duplicat.
"My god, you're gorgeous, who is this sexy bastard?"
The likeness is uncanny. Did you have the plush cat specially made to look like your cat?