Just a little guys, it gives you a healthy green glow.
No thanks, I'm allergic to Polonium.
This seems like the sort of crew that just casually try to murder each other all the time for fun.
"Here Putin, have a puff of this cigar!"
"Oh, don't mind if I - waiiiiiiit a moment, this is a stick of dynamite!"
"Ohhhh you! You always know, you rascal!"
"Not to worry, all is forgiven! Here, as token of friendship, take this glowing rock keychain, is good luck if you put underneath pillow!"
Iirc many tea drinking cultures do this thing where they refuse hospitality twice before accepting it, because it's the polite thing in that culture.
Putin's drinking from the same tea pot. Should be fine.
Unless he poisoned the cups.
LPT: if your tea is still steaming hot after sitting on the table for more than an hour, it may be laced with polonium.
I wonder if Putin will be President forever over there. Russians seem to like lifetime leaders.
Little do we know that they committed suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head