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11609
Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
22055
the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
50275
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
4532 SeeYouNerfHerder_ Just think, somebody parked their car, got out and looked at it sitting that far away from the curb and thought "that looks good to me"
1388 mlloyd67 A neighbor once was ticketed for parking facing the wrong way. She showed me the ticket, pointing out that the statute noted was about parking with the tires more than 18" from the curb. She pulled out a ruler and showed that the tires were a lot closer than 18". I pointed out that the statute stated the tires on the RIGHT side of the car need to be 18" or less. Her car was facing the wrong way and that she was measuring from the wrong tires...
281 Devoid666 Just sit in the road behind the car and blare your horn until someone comes out of the house.
1508 PM_ME_UR_PIE_RECIPES Fart on their door handle. When they open the car, they'll have to touch the handle you farted on.
1056 loneblustranger Devil's advocate: was there a lot of snow that has melted since the car was parked? I can imagine that there might have been a bunch of snow plowed against the curb, and this car was parked as close to the windrow as possible.
214 SanDanders1 I refuse to define that as parked. That car has been dumped. Also, that's a very wide road.
138 JeremyR22 Nicely parked. Now I'll just get an uber to take me to the curb...
79 ILikeCrinkleFries That's grounds for being towed.
23 Tgunner192 I wonder if they packed a lunch and walked all the way to the curb or called a cab.
66 hurdur1 This is a soon-to-be scratched car.