The worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirror feels against your lips.
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard."
Ooh! Khajiit is honoured to meet someone with such a fine coat
Wait. Wait. If you’re here... who the hell was I just kissing?
I expected him to lick the other cat
You're so beautiful... let's make out
maybe he just likes the texture of the mirror
All the life tips on reddit lead me to believe the glass was cleaned with some lemon or a potato and that cat is currently in flavor country ...