Score
Title
11132
graph of my colored pencil use [oc]
27203
Got home from vacation to find a yellow pages book at my door being eaten my snails
25710
Putting on the brakes
8124
Ryan Reynolds meeting with children from the Make-a-wish and Childrens Wish Foundations on the set of 'Deadpool 2'.
27452
What not to watch
55994
Whassup, bitches?
11990
I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't realize how dirty this swing was until my wife asked me to clean it. It's not painted green, that's just years of gunk.
29028
Obi-Wan vs Maul animation by Arifumi Imai
9215
Krabby O Mondays
57550
TIL Ted Nugent for a month stopped bathing, vomitted on himself, and pooped his pants to get out of being drafted during Vietnam.
20019
Watched the sunset and the full moon rise at the same time from Eagle Peak, Yosemite National Park [OC][7483×3252]
21634
UK millennials suffer worst falls in incomes of any nationality apart from Greece, report reveals
7689
?? The Majestic Livingstone's Turaco ??
7699
Anyone else remember this ?
13535
2meirl4meirl
32183
Detroit - 1973
8686
After four runs, Canada and Germany tie for gold in the men's two man bobsled. The teams tied to the hundredth of a second.
5998
I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't realize how dirty this swing was until my wife asked me to clean it. It's not painted green, that's just years of gunk.
59913
Jack Black gives what may be the best National Anthem before a WNBA game...or at any time at any place
17958
rainy day, woodart , 10cm
7834
Crispy, Creamy Chicken Cordon Bleu
16120
hmmm
45850
A British charity that helps victims of forced marriage recommends hiding a spoon in your underwear if your family is forcing you fly back to your old country, so that you get a chance to talk to authorities after metal detector goes off - have you or anyone else you know done this & how did it go?
5192
Annoyingly wholesome couple Starterpack
20903
Celebrating 97.8% of them.
3840
Box Office Week: Black Panther smashes at #1 with $201M, making it the 2nd best MCU opening ever and the 5th best domestic opening overall. The film is also expected to gross $235M for the four-day weekend. Meanwhile, Early Man (#7, $3.1M) and Samson (#10, $1.9M) flop.
20925
Never saw it coming
15244
Incredibly well performed facial transplant
6020
Oh, Andy...
10039
Infection outbreaks at hospitals could be reduced by copper-coated uniforms - Doctors, nurses and healthcare professionals could soon be wearing uniforms brushed with tiny copper nanoparticles to reduce the spread of bacterial infections and viruses at hospitals.
25848
Euro banknotes
8290
Roses are red, violets are blue
19745
PsBattle: This web surfer
14562
Boo
5979
Eric Lundgren, ‘e-waste’ recycling innovator, faces prison for trying to extend life span of PCs
5185
Interesting Model (compared to the CGI opening)
4647
Understandable.
5030
OOF
39982
This interesting prehistoric tea-pot that was found in Iran
17584
Port From Above
1903 Falstaffe "Mom, the girl in this video looks like you, but younger"
1147 Razorray21 Mommy, what was that eggplant thing?
253 XSuperBeaverX "Other software can be easily hacked" but this seems to be a flash drive that can just be unplugged?
641 PlatinumWitch In the 90s my family got a family computer we all had to share. It was placed in the kitchen aside the breakfast table. In middle school I was doing my homework, my stepfather was trying to passively help me. I clicked a strange file I had not seen before and a hard core amateur porn video started playing really loudly. Just straight up vagina and penis slamming together with grunting and full bush. My step father ran over and closed it. It was never discussed or acknowledged. So gross thinking about how he used our shared computer to masturbate with. Putting all his boner germs all over it. EDIT: *AVERAGE REDDITOR FAQ*- Average Redditor: "How did you know it wasn't your mother?" PlatinumWitch: "I don't. And that doesn't matter. It doesn't change the story. Lets be realistic though- my mom barely knows how to sign into fb let alone have a digital porn collection in the 90s." AR:"Its probably a video of your step dad and mo-" PW: "Let me stop you right there. This happened almost 20 years ago, don't you think I've thought about that before? Your thoughts are not original. Several other people already said this in the comments. It also doesn't change the story. Besides, we didn't have any cameras back then. It isn't as easy as it is now. The people on the film also didn't have the same figures as my parents and sounded much younger." AR: "SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK PORN AND MASTURBATING IS GROSS!?" PW: "No. I think masturbating close to where your family eats is gross. I think touching your genitals and then putting it on the keyboard where everyone touches and assumes its clean is gross. I think leaving a file right on the main video files folder is incredibly stupid. There was other ways to access porn in the 90s than download and leave it on the family computer so you can tug your junk at 4 am in the kitchen." AR: "YOUR STEP DAD FUCKED YOUR MOM" PW: "Uh- yeah- they were married and had kids. That's usually how it works."
54 AwesomeGullotines When you install protogent
34 FauxPastel Those women are the same age.
24 BunglingBoris Wish my fucking daughter hadn't seen the trailer, that movie sucked ass
93 SnoopCat45 She was doing her essay on Ted Cruz's political stances