"Mom, the girl in this video looks like you, but younger"
Mommy, what was that eggplant thing?
"Other software can be easily hacked" but this seems to be a flash drive that can just be unplugged?
In the 90s my family got a family computer we all had to share. It was placed in the kitchen aside the breakfast table. In middle school I was doing my homework, my stepfather was trying to passively help me. I clicked a strange file I had not seen before and a hard core amateur porn video started playing really loudly. Just straight up vagina and penis slamming together with grunting and full bush.
My step father ran over and closed it.
It was never discussed or acknowledged.
So gross thinking about how he used our shared computer to masturbate with. Putting all his boner germs all over it.
EDIT: *AVERAGE REDDITOR FAQ*-
Average Redditor: "How did you know it wasn't your mother?"
PlatinumWitch: "I don't. And that doesn't matter. It doesn't change the story. Lets be realistic though- my mom barely knows how to sign into fb let alone have a digital porn collection in the 90s."
AR:"Its probably a video of your step dad and mo-"
PW: "Let me stop you right there. This happened almost 20 years ago, don't you think I've thought about that before? Your thoughts are not original. Several other people already said this in the comments. It also doesn't change the story. Besides, we didn't have any cameras back then. It isn't as easy as it is now. The people on the film also didn't have the same figures as my parents and sounded much younger."
AR: "SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK PORN AND MASTURBATING IS GROSS!?"
PW: "No. I think masturbating close to where your family eats is gross. I think touching your genitals and then putting it on the keyboard where everyone touches and assumes its clean is gross. I think leaving a file right on the main video files folder is incredibly stupid. There was other ways to access porn in the 90s than download and leave it on the family computer so you can tug your junk at 4 am in the kitchen."
AR: "YOUR STEP DAD FUCKED YOUR MOM"
PW: "Uh- yeah- they were married and had kids. That's usually how it works."
Wish my fucking daughter hadn't seen the trailer, that movie sucked ass
She was doing her essay on Ted Cruz's political stances