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Title
40151
Iowa Children's Hospital
14150
In Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey Jr's character states, "I don't drop character till I done a DVD commentary." During the commentary for the movie, he remains in character.
18463
When you're in love but a wall is in the way
17921
Dude decides to randomly shatter a store's glass front
6319
[Poetry] Morty reacts to the Rick and Morty fanbase
9371
TIL Jack Daniels employees get a free bottle of Jack on the first payday of each month.
18605
This greeting card imagery that makes zero sense
11141
Aziz is smooth
21880
"Clean me like one of your french rugs"
16620
The best way to eat flamin' hots without getting your fingers red
4434
I liked this.
11901
Incredible Fan-Made Infinity War poster
5080
I'm Tricia Helfer, actor, podcaster and Cylon. AMA!
28764
Age Distribution for the 10 Largest Countries [OC]
6731
[No Spoilers] A baby Lion Turtle in the wild
21867
MRW I'm still paying my student loan and my wife says, "I wanna start a family".
18738
This perfectly timed picture of a wave
14329
This London apartment features a suspended bed beneath a retractable skylight to maximize space. [1667 × 2500]
19045
hmmm
37345
When your flat mate goes back to his room for a wank but forgets to disconnect his phone from your speaker
35354
Erdogan says young Turks who study in West return as 'spies' - but his own children studied in US
7628
Hologram on a Star Wars record
7955
The "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster"
13652
Nova Scotia government to make abortion pill available for free at pharmacies
62763
PsBattle: This cat with a skull on his chest
2687
I recreated Lake Moraine in Minecraft after seeing it on /r/EarthPorn one too many times. Zoom in to see the blocks
6548
squirrel...pencil holder?
9838
Useful trick if you have no room left on the countertop while cooking
15156
Electric mining truck generates more electricity than it uses, due to more load going downhill.
6724
Guess who doesn't like being scared.
23197
This "logic"
14245
My dad and his firebird in the 80s.
8311
WeChat confirms that it makes all private user data available to the Chinese government
8123
Should’ve taken the blue pill
13471
"This is not a DOG!"
16834
My anti-vax 6 year old TOTALLY did this all by herself!!
28515
Why do you people do this to me?
3798
Have Dwane "The Rock" Johnson prepare different meals behind a curtain then have the audience or guest stars guess what he made solely by smell. Can you smell what the rock is Cooking?
5425
What is the science behind waking up literal seconds before our alarm goes off? Even if it's set for different times for different days.
4157
Get off the street!
1558 Falstaffe "Mom, the girl in this video looks like you, but younger"
1040 Razorray21 Mommy, what was that eggplant thing?
197 XSuperBeaverX "Other software can be easily hacked" but this seems to be a flash drive that can just be unplugged?
574 PlatinumWitch In the 90s my family got a family computer we all had to share. It was placed in the kitchen aside the breakfast table. In middle school I was doing my homework, my stepfather was trying to passively help me. I clicked a strange file I had not seen before and a hard core amateur porn video started playing really loudly. Just straight up vagina and penis slamming together with grunting and full bush. My step father ran over and closed it. It was never discussed or acknowledged. So gross thinking about how he used our shared computer to masturbate with. Putting all his boner germs all over it. EDIT: *AVERAGE REDDITOR FAQ*- Average Redditor: "How did you know it wasn't your mother?" PlatinumWitch: "I don't. And that doesn't matter. It doesn't change the story. Lets be realistic though- my mom barely knows how to sign into fb let alone have a digital porn collection in the 90s." AR:"Its probably a video of your step dad and mo-" PW: "Let me stop you right there. This happened almost 20 years ago, don't you think I've thought about that before? Your thoughts are not original. Several other people already said this in the comments. It also doesn't change the story. Besides, we didn't have any cameras back then. It isn't as easy as it is now. The people on the film also didn't have the same figures as my parents and sounded much younger." AR: "SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK PORN AND MASTURBATING IS GROSS!?" PW: "No. I think masturbating close to where your family eats is gross. I think touching your genitals and then putting it on the keyboard where everyone touches and assumes its clean is gross. I think leaving a file right on the main video files folder is incredibly stupid. There was other ways to access porn in the 90s than download and leave it on the family computer so you can tug your junk at 4 am in the kitchen." AR: "YOUR STEP DAD FUCKED YOUR MOM" PW: "Uh- yeah- they were married and had kids. That's usually how it works."
48 AwesomeGullotines When you install protogent
29 FauxPastel Those women are the same age.
18 BunglingBoris Wish my fucking daughter hadn't seen the trailer, that movie sucked ass
84 SnoopCat45 She was doing her essay on Ted Cruz's political stances
30 smackjack She's just protecting her daughter from GOT spoilers.