Score
Title
33215
Clay sculpture a friend of mine made
12446
Lord, I hate reading...
48683
I just met you but I think I love you
19042
Police Were Told To Keep Roy Moore Away From High School Cheerleaders, Retired Officer Says
16078
A Magical Fart
19083
Cloudflare Might Be Exploring a Way To Slow Down FCC Chairman Ajit Pai's Home Internet Speeds
19699
elderly homophobes..
41372
Happy Thanksgiving from Barry
8964
Justice League poster
5210
Don't argue with your family about Trump, today. Argue about Andrew Jackson.
7879
Making friends!
8374
2meirl4meirl
17829
PsBattle: These three yawning sea lions
3660
Woman stop abusing men!!
14160
Happy Thanksgiving!
35177
Most honest verizon rep ever?
7368
It did get a little crazy last night
20035
Ravage
9970
"Are you ready, kids?"
42474
I can't believe I fell for it
24479
When you swap the wife for the dog
7284
Guide to stir-frying
8831
College basketball player gets injured, but still scores.
7253
Super recognizers, who have an uncanny ability to recognize faces, pay greater attention to the nose than other people
17085
Fixing the past
36817
[OC] Crop to Cup. I grew coffee and drank it, made some notes.
8410
??
4867
Me trying to explain why Comcast wants to roll back net neutrality
15488
Marilyn Monroe's Thanksgiving shoot - 1950
33930
Body feather VS wind feather
9521
Saudi Arabia arrests second richest man in kingdom
37454
Right for all to access the internet is ‘non-negotiable’, says Indian Minister for Law & Information Technology at global cyberspace meet
16235
To browse the website
4178
HMB while I shoot this gun.
5318
Never give up
7889
5 year old elephant calf Lily bobs for apples.
17042
[WP] When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.
32324
Thermal waves keep rubbish out of canyon
12227
Serving attractive women
4157
I AM VENGEANCE !
1775 Falstaffe "Mom, the girl in this video looks like you, but younger"
1102 Razorray21 Mommy, what was that eggplant thing?
227 XSuperBeaverX "Other software can be easily hacked" but this seems to be a flash drive that can just be unplugged?
619 PlatinumWitch In the 90s my family got a family computer we all had to share. It was placed in the kitchen aside the breakfast table. In middle school I was doing my homework, my stepfather was trying to passively help me. I clicked a strange file I had not seen before and a hard core amateur porn video started playing really loudly. Just straight up vagina and penis slamming together with grunting and full bush. My step father ran over and closed it. It was never discussed or acknowledged. So gross thinking about how he used our shared computer to masturbate with. Putting all his boner germs all over it. EDIT: *AVERAGE REDDITOR FAQ*- Average Redditor: "How did you know it wasn't your mother?" PlatinumWitch: "I don't. And that doesn't matter. It doesn't change the story. Lets be realistic though- my mom barely knows how to sign into fb let alone have a digital porn collection in the 90s." AR:"Its probably a video of your step dad and mo-" PW: "Let me stop you right there. This happened almost 20 years ago, don't you think I've thought about that before? Your thoughts are not original. Several other people already said this in the comments. It also doesn't change the story. Besides, we didn't have any cameras back then. It isn't as easy as it is now. The people on the film also didn't have the same figures as my parents and sounded much younger." AR: "SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK PORN AND MASTURBATING IS GROSS!?" PW: "No. I think masturbating close to where your family eats is gross. I think touching your genitals and then putting it on the keyboard where everyone touches and assumes its clean is gross. I think leaving a file right on the main video files folder is incredibly stupid. There was other ways to access porn in the 90s than download and leave it on the family computer so you can tug your junk at 4 am in the kitchen." AR: "YOUR STEP DAD FUCKED YOUR MOM" PW: "Uh- yeah- they were married and had kids. That's usually how it works."
53 AwesomeGullotines When you install protogent
32 FauxPastel Those women are the same age.
24 BunglingBoris Wish my fucking daughter hadn't seen the trailer, that movie sucked ass
93 SnoopCat45 She was doing her essay on Ted Cruz's political stances