Trying to teach I.T in a Ghanaian village.
One day Rick Astley will die and no one will click on the headline.
Good Boy
My wife just texted me this picture of our cat playing behind the TV
Cat-like reflexes
Roseanne Barr says Fergie's national anthem performance was worse than her 1990 rendition
Rescued beaver gathering tools to build his dam
No editing, just makeup
A few hours from the summit of Mt. Everest.
MRW when I'm at the African American History Museum and I complain that the lower level is too tight and cramped but someone explains it symbolizes being packed in a ship during the early slave trade
I want to delete his account.
Balancing in a whole new way
Japanese "Reason for being"
Germany and Canada tie for gold in olympic two-man bobsleigh
Something stupid happened
Ryan Reynolds meeting with children from the Make-a-wish and Childrens Wish Foundations on the set of 'Deadpool 2'.
Bathing cats
Petition seeks full honors military funeral for hero Florida JROTC student
Hockey skills with a hug
How to Celebrate Leslie David Baker’s 60th Birthday: buy a cake, get some candles, and shove it up your butt!
Got home from vacation to find a yellow pages book at my door being eaten my snails
?? The Majestic Livingstone's Turaco ??
Box Office Week: Black Panther smashes at #1 with $201M, making it the 2nd best MCU opening ever and the 5th best domestic opening overall. The film is also expected to gross $235M for the four-day weekend. Meanwhile, Early Man (#7, $3.1M) and Samson (#10, $1.9M) flop.
ELI5: How do movies get that distinctly "movie" look from the cameras?
How Common Dental Procedures are done! [Pt. 1]
I don’t really know what to say.
Annoyingly wholesome couple Starterpack
Puss in socks
The shuttle program cost $57,090 per kg to deliver payload to orbit. SpaceX's upcoming rocket, BFR, will drop that price to $47 per kilogram. We are at the dawn of a new era in terms of what is possible in space.
This image is 5 of the top 25, can we stop upvoting it? Thanks.
I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't realize how dirty this swing was until my wife asked me to clean it. It's not painted green, that's just years of gunk.
Does he have enough distance?
Krabby O Mondays
When it wasn't a phone holder after all...
What not to watch
After four runs, Canada and Germany tie for gold in the men's two man bobsled. The teams tied to the hundredth of a second.
Air quotes galore!
Oh, Andy...
1898 Falstaffe "Mom, the girl in this video looks like you, but younger"
1141 Razorray21 Mommy, what was that eggplant thing?
250 XSuperBeaverX "Other software can be easily hacked" but this seems to be a flash drive that can just be unplugged?
646 PlatinumWitch In the 90s my family got a family computer we all had to share. It was placed in the kitchen aside the breakfast table. In middle school I was doing my homework, my stepfather was trying to passively help me. I clicked a strange file I had not seen before and a hard core amateur porn video started playing really loudly. Just straight up vagina and penis slamming together with grunting and full bush. My step father ran over and closed it. It was never discussed or acknowledged. So gross thinking about how he used our shared computer to masturbate with. Putting all his boner germs all over it. EDIT: *AVERAGE REDDITOR FAQ*- Average Redditor: "How did you know it wasn't your mother?" PlatinumWitch: "I don't. And that doesn't matter. It doesn't change the story. Lets be realistic though- my mom barely knows how to sign into fb let alone have a digital porn collection in the 90s." AR:"Its probably a video of your step dad and mo-" PW: "Let me stop you right there. This happened almost 20 years ago, don't you think I've thought about that before? Your thoughts are not original. Several other people already said this in the comments. It also doesn't change the story. Besides, we didn't have any cameras back then. It isn't as easy as it is now. The people on the film also didn't have the same figures as my parents and sounded much younger." AR: "SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK PORN AND MASTURBATING IS GROSS!?" PW: "No. I think masturbating close to where your family eats is gross. I think touching your genitals and then putting it on the keyboard where everyone touches and assumes its clean is gross. I think leaving a file right on the main video files folder is incredibly stupid. There was other ways to access porn in the 90s than download and leave it on the family computer so you can tug your junk at 4 am in the kitchen." AR: "YOUR STEP DAD FUCKED YOUR MOM" PW: "Uh- yeah- they were married and had kids. That's usually how it works."
54 AwesomeGullotines When you install protogent
35 FauxPastel Those women are the same age.
24 BunglingBoris Wish my fucking daughter hadn't seen the trailer, that movie sucked ass
91 SnoopCat45 She was doing her essay on Ted Cruz's political stances