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14248
I'm a 27 year old Saudi woman, I'm currently locked in my room, my mom just disowned me and my brother is threatening to kill me. i need help.
6167
Introducing the 2018 Red Bull Racing F1 Challenger: The RB14
9548
Precise Crowd Control in Tokyo Japan for Comic Market
10332
Entire brick wall smoothed out by the ocean
6383
Guy mountain bikes down cliff
13740
Scoreboard at the hockey game I attended
14171
Cleaning products damage women's lungs as badly as a 20-a-day cigarette habit
9525
EA vs Reddit: At last we will reveal ourselves to EA, at last we will have our good Star Wars games
14326
We’re witnessing the fastest decline in Arctic sea ice in at least 1,500 years
71807
The Dad Tax
39276
Nobody dared...
19558
Forgotten but not gone
31124
Newton knew it, Darwin agreed
17630
This is Anthony Borges, 15. He used his body to hold a classroom door shut, protecting 20 other students inside as the gunman fired through the door, hitting him five times. May he have a speedy recovery. (x-post r/pics)
14832
Decapitation prank
33318
Experience Japanese Wood Joinery
6785
Nate Diaz in the crowd tonight
22131
DAY ONE WITH MY TESLA!
57445
Married with young kids and rarely time to play games. Wife bought me a game 2 weeks ago and had some time to play tonight.
6752
'The Lion King' Live-Action Remake Cutting Classic Song 'Be Prepared' from Animated Film
23710
2 kids dressed as 'tall man' unable to gain admission to 'Black Panther'
11822
TIL after journalist Paulette Cooper wrote an article criticizing the Church of Scientology, they tried to get her committed to a psychiatric ward by writing her name and number on street walls, subscribing her to pornographic mail lists, and faking bomb threats with her stationary and fingerprints.
23865
A joke my 8-year old made up: What do you call a chicken that's afraid of the dark?
18226
Falcon Heavy flame motion for days, my remote camera image | Teslarati
35519
German Bobsled Team Crashes Into 1st Place
69106
Actions speak louder than words... And sometimes they scream
3016
Be careful of spoof exchanges. Would you have noticed this one?
18383
Dancing like no one is watching
5237
Homeward Bound
49770
GF and I adopted this dude from the shelter yesterday. He follows her everywhere and does this when she sits down.
45464
Fergie gives what may be the worst performance of the National Anthem at the 2018 NBA All-Star Game.
5243
Decapitation fuckery
10983
So this guy payed my friend to get my number...what a charmer
14998
What a pretty afternoon.
15188
Worst fortune cookie ever
16235
What's something that someone said that made you instantly hate them?
3088
After "Butterfingers" Cory's accident, it took months of psyche rehab and gallons of glue to get him back on his Harley
1543
I know gun control arguments are pointless, but this one brings the heat
8689
Her bio said she was a fiddle player, this ensued...
6396
Anon appreciates Theodore Roosevelt
1901 Falstaffe "Mom, the girl in this video looks like you, but younger"
1142 Razorray21 Mommy, what was that eggplant thing?
250 XSuperBeaverX "Other software can be easily hacked" but this seems to be a flash drive that can just be unplugged?
649 PlatinumWitch In the 90s my family got a family computer we all had to share. It was placed in the kitchen aside the breakfast table. In middle school I was doing my homework, my stepfather was trying to passively help me. I clicked a strange file I had not seen before and a hard core amateur porn video started playing really loudly. Just straight up vagina and penis slamming together with grunting and full bush. My step father ran over and closed it. It was never discussed or acknowledged. So gross thinking about how he used our shared computer to masturbate with. Putting all his boner germs all over it. EDIT: *AVERAGE REDDITOR FAQ*- Average Redditor: "How did you know it wasn't your mother?" PlatinumWitch: "I don't. And that doesn't matter. It doesn't change the story. Lets be realistic though- my mom barely knows how to sign into fb let alone have a digital porn collection in the 90s." AR:"Its probably a video of your step dad and mo-" PW: "Let me stop you right there. This happened almost 20 years ago, don't you think I've thought about that before? Your thoughts are not original. Several other people already said this in the comments. It also doesn't change the story. Besides, we didn't have any cameras back then. It isn't as easy as it is now. The people on the film also didn't have the same figures as my parents and sounded much younger." AR: "SO ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK PORN AND MASTURBATING IS GROSS!?" PW: "No. I think masturbating close to where your family eats is gross. I think touching your genitals and then putting it on the keyboard where everyone touches and assumes its clean is gross. I think leaving a file right on the main video files folder is incredibly stupid. There was other ways to access porn in the 90s than download and leave it on the family computer so you can tug your junk at 4 am in the kitchen." AR: "YOUR STEP DAD FUCKED YOUR MOM" PW: "Uh- yeah- they were married and had kids. That's usually how it works."
55 AwesomeGullotines When you install protogent
36 FauxPastel Those women are the same age.
25 BunglingBoris Wish my fucking daughter hadn't seen the trailer, that movie sucked ass
94 SnoopCat45 She was doing her essay on Ted Cruz's political stances