Coming this summer
Earth is currently at the stage that leads into either Star Trek, or Mad Max.
Saudi Crown Prince Boasted That Jared Kushner Was “In His Pocket”
6 months of job hunting, by city, until I finally landed a job! [OC]
Using red dot for good.
I went to look out my apartment window to see how much it had snowed. I found this instead and it couldn’t have made my day more.
Volleyball coach congratulates his team
Fuck you, I'm bringing my sausages on this bus
Mark Zuckerberg apologizes for the Cambridge Analytica situation (2018)
This sunsets spectrum.
[Homemade] Refilling the chocolate chip cookie stash!
Getting in the opponents head
ULPT: Download the Walmart app and scan any receipts that you may find in the store/parking lot etc. If the app finds something cheaper the difference gets added to the account on the app.
Not pro life. Just pro birth.
I've peaked. I can't top this.
Hal Knows.
Keanu Reeves and Denzel Washington from “Much Ado About Nothing” (1993)
Dadding Smarter not Harder
This guy walked up to me and started dancing. Turned out to be Jeff Goldblum!
LPT: If you have the unfortunate experience of having to put a pet down, find a vet that will make a house call. Don't let your pet's last moments be somewhere they are afraid of.
My girlfriend's brother has a hard time cleaning, so she made him a nice infographic to help him out.
TIL that Keanu Reeves was initially offered Val Kilmer's role in the 1995 film Heat. He turned it down to play Hamlet in a 789 seat theatre in Manitoba.
"Return to your domicile, human!"
Monty Python is Coming to Netflix
Entropy by Cavan@GritnGlory, NYC
Solos on mobile are OP. You practically get an extra teammate.
IRL Ant-Man
I don’t bamboozle, reddit.
?? New Zealand mountainous parrot Kea
Played himself.
Background joke from Best In Show - There are five clocks behind the hotel reception desk that display times in major cities (Boston, New York, Baltimore, Miami and Philadelphia). All are in the Eastern Time Zone, so they are all set to the same time.
When a new redditor finds a subreddit to subscribe to
Getting drunk alone while my daughter is out on a date with a guy who calls himself “Vapelord”. Vape. Lord.
The ocean is not just deep, it's scarily deep
Take my parking spot that i just dug out? Fine, I'll bury your car
I asked Discover Card to lower my APR, just to see if they would, and they gave me 0% for 12 months. Doesn't hurt to ask.
I bought a camera to spy on my dog while I'm gone. I think he knows.
Ah, the good old days of 2007. When we didn't have chemtrails. Or planes.
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713 The_lonely_vegetable Norwegian here, it seems like many don’t believe/know about these issues so I’m going to share what I know from living here all my life. Please excuse my formatting as I’m on mobile. Free birth control: Some comments claim that this is un true, but it isn’t. However, it’s not straightforward. Condoms (maybe low quality) can be ordered online for free and sent to your doorstep at, I believe, (Norway’s condom). Many schools also have free condoms for the students. Girls can also get free birth control when they’re under 18 to prevent teen pregnancies. Parental leave and vacation time: As far as I know OP is correct. Free college/university: The Norwegian education system is maybe the best thing Norway has ever created. Not only is is there no tuition there’s also something called the student loan. This loan, which is about 10k NOK a month, is meant to cover all the basic needs a student has. Further more the interest rate is so low that people in their fifty’s pay off the house mortgage before the student loan. Also the interest rate is zero until your studies are over and if you complete your degree about 40% of the loan is deleted. This is why Norway’s population is so highly educated. Why don’t people move here? Well, the immigration laws are very strict. It is possible to get a work visa, but why hire a foreigner when most Norwegians are fit for high education jobs? Last, but not least, the taxes are (to all but Norwegians) extremely high for both rich and poor. This comment got really long so if you got any questions just ask
7260 waigl As a European, I would like to ask my fellow Europeans (and everyone else who reads this), please do not think it is suddenly okay to "retaliate" against Donald Trump's rhetoric by calling America a "shithole" in response. America is a lot more than Donald Trump. There are around 350 million people living there, and all but one of them are not Donald J. Trump. Making blanket insults against all of these people just because Trump did it to a couple other nations is still bad form and a bad idea.
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1646 cornonthekopp I can’t understand why someone named u/USAsucksEUrules would post this, norway isn’t in the EU
366 Heathen06 Serious question, if all that is true, what's the downside? Why aren't their borders packed with people trying to get in?
434 Grytnik What the fuck, I don't have paid vacation in norway!
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776 TheBountyHunterIX Ah, yes. I’m sure /u/USAsucksEUrules will make an objective, unbiased comparison /s
929 EntropicNugs Actually in Norway it’s incredibly hard to find a job as many companies hire people their whole lives as it’s hard to fire someone, it’s also extremely expensive ($2k+) to do basic quality of life things such as driving. There’s an insane amount of paperwork in order to immigrate there too, much more strict than US. All your needs are cheap, but anything you’re going to want is expensive. Beer is super expensive and it’s always cold and rainy. Some things to consider
402 the107 Call the US a Shithole and you are progressive and humorous. Call countries that cannot offer basic food, water & shelter Shitholes and you're a huge racist.
181 FanBulb234 •Not necessarily that funny •not even true for many of these •gets ~~4.5k upvotes~~ 18.9k upvotes What am I even posting?