Cashier: What are you going to do with all these screwdrivers and bottle rockets?
Guy: Cats, man.
As a man who has both a cat and a dog I can safely say the both lick their own assholes, sometimes each other's.
This was most excellent and, pets aside, I want to try it.
However, I'm not convinced that grabbing a pile of hot, mushy dog poop with your hand inside of a thin plastic bag and then carrying it around is so much better.
My best friend shits in the yard, like a civilized being
Dissing cats on reddit. So brave.