If there is a draft and you get five deferments and all five people who took your place died, why the fuck would anybody want to be there. Like take a step back and wonder why anybody should, or would want to get out of that.
That's not how the draft works.
He received draft deferments. One was for bone spurs and the other four were education-related.
If you were in college and had satisfactory grades, you would get deferred.
The bone spur issue didn't make him ineligible indefinitely, just for the time being while he had bone spurs.
So I'm not quite sure how he "dodged a draft" when doing so would result in jail time.
Is there a reason for the number five specifically?
No way he can walk that far wearing his ~~high heels~~ elevator shoes.
Getting taller every year is only a new pair of lifts away. And a golf cart, or Hoveround. Gotta have that if you need to take a long walk with ~~the adults~~ world leaders.
Remember this won’t please trumps ego so here comes the parade!
He won't do that because it's actually reasonable