Coming this summer
Earth is currently at the stage that leads into either Star Trek, or Mad Max.
Saudi Crown Prince Boasted That Jared Kushner Was “In His Pocket”
6 months of job hunting, by city, until I finally landed a job! [OC]
Using red dot for good.
I went to look out my apartment window to see how much it had snowed. I found this instead and it couldn’t have made my day more.
Volleyball coach congratulates his team
Fuck you, I'm bringing my sausages on this bus
Mark Zuckerberg apologizes for the Cambridge Analytica situation (2018)
This sunsets spectrum.
[Homemade] Refilling the chocolate chip cookie stash!
Getting in the opponents head
ULPT: Download the Walmart app and scan any receipts that you may find in the store/parking lot etc. If the app finds something cheaper the difference gets added to the account on the app.
Not pro life. Just pro birth.
I've peaked. I can't top this.
Keanu Reeves and Denzel Washington from “Much Ado About Nothing” (1993)
Dadding Smarter not Harder
This guy walked up to me and started dancing. Turned out to be Jeff Goldblum!
LPT: If you have the unfortunate experience of having to put a pet down, find a vet that will make a house call. Don't let your pet's last moments be somewhere they are afraid of.
My girlfriend's brother has a hard time cleaning, so she made him a nice infographic to help him out.
TIL that Keanu Reeves was initially offered Val Kilmer's role in the 1995 film Heat. He turned it down to play Hamlet in a 789 seat theatre in Manitoba.
"Return to your domicile, human!"
Monty Python is Coming to Netflix
Entropy by Cavan@GritnGlory, NYC
Solos on mobile are OP. You practically get an extra teammate.
I don’t bamboozle, reddit.
?? New Zealand mountainous parrot Kea
Background joke from Best In Show - There are five clocks behind the hotel reception desk that display times in major cities (Boston, New York, Baltimore, Miami and Philadelphia). All are in the Eastern Time Zone, so they are all set to the same time.
When a new redditor finds a subreddit to subscribe to
Getting drunk alone while my daughter is out on a date with a guy who calls himself “Vapelord”. Vape. Lord.
The ocean is not just deep, it's scarily deep
Take my parking spot that i just dug out? Fine, I'll bury your car
I asked Discover Card to lower my APR, just to see if they would, and they gave me 0% for 12 months. Doesn't hurt to ask.
I bought a camera to spy on my dog while I'm gone. I think he knows.
Ah, the good old days of 2007. When we didn't have chemtrails. Or planes.
Man these live action Disney remakes are getting ridiculous.
Don’t remember that scene in Lion King.
So apparently dad-lions exaggerate their pain when their cubs bite them to encourage the behavior.
Stolen and the artist's name removed. Lovely.
Way to Karma whore out deviant art OP!
is this an AI generated image?
I love that movie.
Lion King in real life