I will purchase (3) Gold Shibas
**Doggo:** beware frens de wares have terribul curse
**Me:** that's bad.
**Doggo:** but it comes with a free frogurt
**Me:** that's good!
**Doggo:** the frogurt is also curse
**Me:** that's bad!
**Doggo:** but you get choice of toppings for de schmakos
**Me:** That's good!
**Doggo:** The toppings contain puptassium benzoate
**Doggo:** that's bad.
What're ya buying, stranger?
I have no coin, but I have a snoot boop for you.
C A P I T A L I S M B O Y E drives a hard bargain
That's like me wearing a blanket that says Mexican on it lol