The absolute best is when people are judgmental about you/your partner going back to work in less than "x" weeks.
My wife caught a rash of shit even from our close friends about not taking 12+ weeks of maternity leave. Like yeah, we would *absolutely love* to stay home with our kid for weeks, or months. But the reality is that we also have to get paid, so we can you know, eat.
The only silver lining is that our friends and family are amazing, and willing to watch our child for cheap/free. But even if we did want a stranger to watch them, it's not like we can afford that anyway.