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Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
22055
the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
50275
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
830 Geckao Not just the balloon men, but the balloon women and balloon children too.
72 poopellar Absolutely deplorable. Playing with his victims before murdering them.
115 f1sh98 Please mark NSFL
29 lewisjames000 Superb edit!
18 MattBaster That's a lot of work! Excellent doodle!
13 Aleksandrovitch Balloon Lives Matter.
30 burnmp3s 30 balloons went into the grass. Didn't see the first doggo for about a half hour. Golden Retriever. Five footer. You can tell by looking from the bandana to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our balloon mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. We formed ourselves into tight groups, the dog would come to the nearest balloon, and we would roll around to shake him. Sometimes the doggy would go away, sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that pupper, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a cute fun loving dog is that he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin', until he boops ya. Then those black eyes roll over white and you go up and away, and by the time he's done with ya the rest of the balloons can only hear the sick POP in the distance. 30 balloons went into the grass, 11 balloons come out, doggy took the rest.
10 ThatGooeyStar I love the attention to detail with the balloons near the front row noticing what's happening just a little bit later than the others, one in particular doing a double take. I just love this.
4 isthewonder This makes me want to give me dog some balloons, but knowing him, he'd end up eating them after they popped.
5 sooperdavid never invite dogs to balloon parties https://gfycat.com/AcceptableAgonizingAppaloosa
4 Viperreis This made such a cute gif into a nightmare
4 codsonmaty [what the fuck are you smiling about man](https://i.imgur.com/MHsLurd.png)
5 Donjuanme unaltered source? That's adorable
8 realvmouse Super cute. Please don't do this! Balloon pieces are a major cause of suffocation of children, and they also can be very hazardous for dogs. That rubber can easily pop into the mouth and be inhaled, and that's it for doggo, death by suffocation before you could possibly get to the vet. But super cute, I'll try to enjoy it without stressing too much!
3 Flloppy Smart and funny expressions
3 just_lurkingg I would love to see a happy version of this, where the balloons are screaming with joy while getting tossed around lol
3 RafeHaab My dog popped a balloon once. It felt so guilty it hasn't accepted one as a toy ever since. It will carefully sniff new balls to make sure they aren't balloons.
3 BillThePsycho r/PeopleFuckingDying
5 Nabbicus I liked the dickbutt face at the end.
2 CantUnthink Bill, is that you?
2 tommyjoe2 The way the faces change when they start realizing what's happening.... im cracking up. this is really well done
2 Droidaphone Nice smears!
2 VideoJugs Dude this is so good!! All the little worried looks and glances I love it
2 Nisas Makes me wonder if you could make a toy like this for dogs, but more resistant to popping. Not sure we have a material strong and light enough though. Maybe if you made the material more solid, but filled it with helium. So the helium would cancel the added weight, but not make it fly.
2 timberwolferlp There goes Allen’s family. Not even acupuncture could save them.
1 KeeNhs Air Bud wasn't as lovable irl as the movies led on...
1 ImprobabilityCloud That's adorable. Good work!