Coming this summer
Earth is currently at the stage that leads into either Star Trek, or Mad Max.
Saudi Crown Prince Boasted That Jared Kushner Was “In His Pocket”
6 months of job hunting, by city, until I finally landed a job! [OC]
Using red dot for good.
I went to look out my apartment window to see how much it had snowed. I found this instead and it couldn’t have made my day more.
Volleyball coach congratulates his team
Fuck you, I'm bringing my sausages on this bus
Mark Zuckerberg apologizes for the Cambridge Analytica situation (2018)
This sunsets spectrum.
[Homemade] Refilling the chocolate chip cookie stash!
Getting in the opponents head
ULPT: Download the Walmart app and scan any receipts that you may find in the store/parking lot etc. If the app finds something cheaper the difference gets added to the account on the app.
Not pro life. Just pro birth.
I've peaked. I can't top this.
Hal Knows.
Keanu Reeves and Denzel Washington from “Much Ado About Nothing” (1993)
Dadding Smarter not Harder
This guy walked up to me and started dancing. Turned out to be Jeff Goldblum!
LPT: If you have the unfortunate experience of having to put a pet down, find a vet that will make a house call. Don't let your pet's last moments be somewhere they are afraid of.
My girlfriend's brother has a hard time cleaning, so she made him a nice infographic to help him out.
TIL that Keanu Reeves was initially offered Val Kilmer's role in the 1995 film Heat. He turned it down to play Hamlet in a 789 seat theatre in Manitoba.
"Return to your domicile, human!"
Monty Python is Coming to Netflix
Entropy by Cavan@GritnGlory, NYC
Solos on mobile are OP. You practically get an extra teammate.
IRL Ant-Man
I don’t bamboozle, reddit.
?? New Zealand mountainous parrot Kea
Played himself.
Background joke from Best In Show - There are five clocks behind the hotel reception desk that display times in major cities (Boston, New York, Baltimore, Miami and Philadelphia). All are in the Eastern Time Zone, so they are all set to the same time.
When a new redditor finds a subreddit to subscribe to
Getting drunk alone while my daughter is out on a date with a guy who calls himself “Vapelord”. Vape. Lord.
The ocean is not just deep, it's scarily deep
Take my parking spot that i just dug out? Fine, I'll bury your car
I asked Discover Card to lower my APR, just to see if they would, and they gave me 0% for 12 months. Doesn't hurt to ask.
I bought a camera to spy on my dog while I'm gone. I think he knows.
Ah, the good old days of 2007. When we didn't have chemtrails. Or planes.
875 Geckao Not just the balloon men, but the balloon women and balloon children too.
84 poopellar Absolutely deplorable. Playing with his victims before murdering them.
118 f1sh98 Please mark NSFL
28 lewisjames000 Superb edit!
21 MattBaster That's a lot of work! Excellent doodle!
35 burnmp3s 30 balloons went into the grass. Didn't see the first doggo for about a half hour. Golden Retriever. Five footer. You can tell by looking from the bandana to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our balloon mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. We formed ourselves into tight groups, the dog would come to the nearest balloon, and we would roll around to shake him. Sometimes the doggy would go away, sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that pupper, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a cute fun loving dog is that he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin', until he boops ya. Then those black eyes roll over white and you go up and away, and by the time he's done with ya the rest of the balloons can only hear the sick POP in the distance. 30 balloons went into the grass, 11 balloons come out, doggy took the rest.
16 Aleksandrovitch Balloon Lives Matter.
12 ThatGooeyStar I love the attention to detail with the balloons near the front row noticing what's happening just a little bit later than the others, one in particular doing a double take. I just love this.
7 sooperdavid never invite dogs to balloon parties
4 Viperreis This made such a cute gif into a nightmare
5 isthewonder This makes me want to give me dog some balloons, but knowing him, he'd end up eating them after they popped.
5 codsonmaty [what the fuck are you smiling about man](
4 Donjuanme unaltered source? That's adorable
4 RafeHaab My dog popped a balloon once. It felt so guilty it hasn't accepted one as a toy ever since. It will carefully sniff new balls to make sure they aren't balloons.
3 BillThePsycho r/PeopleFuckingDying
6 Nabbicus I liked the dickbutt face at the end.
8 realvmouse Super cute. Please don't do this! Balloon pieces are a major cause of suffocation of children, and they also can be very hazardous for dogs. That rubber can easily pop into the mouth and be inhaled, and that's it for doggo, death by suffocation before you could possibly get to the vet. But super cute, I'll try to enjoy it without stressing too much!
3 Flloppy Smart and funny expressions
3 just_lurkingg I would love to see a happy version of this, where the balloons are screaming with joy while getting tossed around lol
2 CantUnthink Bill, is that you?
2 tommyjoe2 The way the faces change when they start realizing what's happening.... im cracking up. this is really well done
2 Droidaphone Nice smears!
2 VideoJugs Dude this is so good!! All the little worried looks and glances I love it
2 Nisas Makes me wonder if you could make a toy like this for dogs, but more resistant to popping. Not sure we have a material strong and light enough though. Maybe if you made the material more solid, but filled it with helium. So the helium would cancel the added weight, but not make it fly.
2 timberwolferlp There goes Allen’s family. Not even acupuncture could save them.