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Title
31396
Guy orders bong. Package arrives and its an Xbox remote.
27624
Star Size Comparison
77477
I work on the 10th floor of an office tower. I have a friend who stops by daily.
41043
He’s onto us!!
10816
Bruh
31188
In Shaun of the Dead, the films key events are laid out by Ed before the zombies rise
7777
this makes me want to snort 24 bags of crack
6040
Boner Champ: Reddit's algorithm is designed to keep this image off the front page. Let's show them who the real Boner Champ is.
37167
Trump administration bars Haitians from U.S. visas for low-skilled work
8413
?This Japanese art form used to paint dragons is very satisfying?
31500
Let me sit down with no view of where I'm going and use my phone while operating a boat, WCGW?
46139
Why can't you just be normal?
8418
Sick doggo.
10857
Hope you use reddit
59011
TIL Carrie Fisher revealed in her memoir, Wishful Drinking, that she once had a romantic relationship with U.S. Senator Chris Dodd. When Dodd was asked for a comment by a reporter he explained that "it was a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away."
10553
Aww-wait, AWWW.
6303
Matthew Broderick and Alan Ruck (1986)
38715
Boater was probably texting
7150
hmmm
13987
YOU DON'T CALL ME...
22523
Allow me to show you the dance of my people
3208
Bubble bath
11081
[homemade] chicken tenders
7930
Giant swirl, A rare and Unique phenomenon at crater lake national park, Oregon. [oc] (1080x1620)
5505
This took me 5 hours to edit, hope you enjoy
5499
My girl finished chemo today
42086
Northern lights in iceland.
8451
Today, a protesting red hatter tried to explain this hypocrisy to me
5587
[Cosplay] The Dood
16000
Ugandan Ben
22627
2018 the year of the cardboard box
20099
Amazon won't say if it hands your Echo data to the government - The retail, cloud, and device giant stands as the least transparent of transparent tech companies.
11528
Bath tub: 1 | Curious cat: 0
4051
[WP] Following World War III, all the nations of the world agree to 50 years of strict isolation from one another in order to prevent additional conflicts. 50 years later, the United States comes out of exile, only to learn that no one else went into isolation.
5944
YSK - The Equifax breach impacts YOU whether your identity was stolen or not. It is safer to assume you ARE compromised and impacted by the breach.
100771
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
7642
Now all of my friends are worried about my mental health. Thanks!
27341
When I ask my friend with Parkinson's how big the fish he caught was
41402
First Look at Nintendo Labo
11402
Mike D Says Beastie Boys Memoir Is Coming Out This Year
827 Geckao Not just the balloon men, but the balloon women and balloon children too.
72 poopellar Absolutely deplorable. Playing with his victims before murdering them.
117 f1sh98 Please mark NSFL
30 lewisjames000 Superb edit!
18 MattBaster That's a lot of work! Excellent doodle!
14 Aleksandrovitch Balloon Lives Matter.
28 burnmp3s 30 balloons went into the grass. Didn't see the first doggo for about a half hour. Golden Retriever. Five footer. You can tell by looking from the bandana to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our balloon mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. We formed ourselves into tight groups, the dog would come to the nearest balloon, and we would roll around to shake him. Sometimes the doggy would go away, sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that pupper, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a cute fun loving dog is that he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin', until he boops ya. Then those black eyes roll over white and you go up and away, and by the time he's done with ya the rest of the balloons can only hear the sick POP in the distance. 30 balloons went into the grass, 11 balloons come out, doggy took the rest.
10 ThatGooeyStar I love the attention to detail with the balloons near the front row noticing what's happening just a little bit later than the others, one in particular doing a double take. I just love this.
5 isthewonder This makes me want to give me dog some balloons, but knowing him, he'd end up eating them after they popped.
4 sooperdavid never invite dogs to balloon parties https://gfycat.com/AcceptableAgonizingAppaloosa
5 Viperreis This made such a cute gif into a nightmare
5 codsonmaty [what the fuck are you smiling about man](https://i.imgur.com/MHsLurd.png)
4 Donjuanme unaltered source? That's adorable
7 realvmouse Super cute. Please don't do this! Balloon pieces are a major cause of suffocation of children, and they also can be very hazardous for dogs. That rubber can easily pop into the mouth and be inhaled, and that's it for doggo, death by suffocation before you could possibly get to the vet. But super cute, I'll try to enjoy it without stressing too much!
3 Flloppy Smart and funny expressions
3 just_lurkingg I would love to see a happy version of this, where the balloons are screaming with joy while getting tossed around lol
3 RafeHaab My dog popped a balloon once. It felt so guilty it hasn't accepted one as a toy ever since. It will carefully sniff new balls to make sure they aren't balloons.
3 BillThePsycho r/PeopleFuckingDying
5 Nabbicus I liked the dickbutt face at the end.
2 CantUnthink Bill, is that you?
2 tommyjoe2 The way the faces change when they start realizing what's happening.... im cracking up. this is really well done
2 Droidaphone Nice smears!
2 VideoJugs Dude this is so good!! All the little worried looks and glances I love it
2 Nisas Makes me wonder if you could make a toy like this for dogs, but more resistant to popping. Not sure we have a material strong and light enough though. Maybe if you made the material more solid, but filled it with helium. So the helium would cancel the added weight, but not make it fly.
2 timberwolferlp There goes Allen’s family. Not even acupuncture could save them.
1 KeeNhs Air Bud wasn't as lovable irl as the movies led on...
1 ImprobabilityCloud That's adorable. Good work!