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Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!
40506
This is my worst nightmare
5442
Scientists edge closer to creating a blood test that can detect multiple types of cancers, seeing success rates of around 70% in cancerous individuals
39732
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain.
24041
Mandrake root
26538
Lil boop
7640
Advice for the roads
3515
Babushka had enough!
22055
the thing goes bork
11234
18-year-old Linda Siegel whose low cut top caused controversy at Wimbledon in 1979
20794
You've been challenged by the wood.
20833
Kinda sad, but kind of a genius marketing strategy
13590
Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigns after it was revealed he said things like “I just don’t like Muslim people” and “black women think breeding is a form of government employment”
107590
Now we're asking the real questions
6504
MRW I turn to greet my Uber driver and discover that he's actually my doppelganger.
28107
Apple has a change of heart and approves an app that finds net neutrality violations
13770
Instead they say liberal
34140
83 yo man clings to his beloved cat who was saved from a fire that destroyed their home.
15040
Hot knife on Jello.
18347
HMC while I mess with this Iguana
21181
Shelljacking attempt thwarted ??
7503
My father (former programmer) is teaching himself woodworking
3770
Porg trying to swallow a banana
19567
Take away your finger
4846
Rapunzel, are you up there?
4871
Thigh gap
50275
I'm a long-haul trucker, most of my shirts have a noticeable seatbelt line.
10443
Blue Navy
5673
Top 10 saddest songs in anime
13308
Robopupper 2: Boop Day
9141
Turned around to see my dog making THIS face!
14462
Powerful tumbling
6770
The infamous croissant pupper
1762
Half buildings in Paris [X-post /r/architecture]
4483
Summoning the upvotes
11312
Eugene was a feral cat who lived in my garden for months. I built a shelter and slowly earn his trust. One night, it dropped to -4°c, I go out and bring him in. He resists. The next morning he's reclutant to leave. Today, 2 months later, Eugene came to visit me in bed for the first time for cuddles.
35485
Trudeau bans anti-abortion groups from summer jobs funding
2651
Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
9917
Maru returns from the cat dimension
1723
One Pot Chili Mac
14229 Gabesnake2 Did you check the battery compartment for wads of cash and n64s?
4955 toolsofpwnage I call bullshit. OP clearly got the gameboy and when he opened it up there was a couch inside
1804 TexasSilverback I remember getting my SP. My older cousin came over the day it was released and was showing off relentlessly, something he did anytime he got something new. I still had my Advance, which I got through a loophole, and was more than satisfied. I mean I agreed it was nice and all, but dude just wouldn't shut up about it. I came into the kitchen and my mom asked me "is Michael annoying you?" and I'm like "not really, he got the new game boy and he's just showing off". She asked if I needed it because she didn't know if they were making new cartridges for it like the transition from GBC to GBA. And told her "no. The only real cool thing is it doesn't need batteries because you just charge it". She was like "really? No batteries??" She ended up leaving and coming home a few hours later with an SP for me and my younger sister. Total surprise. She said "now you both have NO reason to take the batteries out of the remotes!" mannn what a great day. Michael was so pissed cause he wasn't special anymore. I still have that SP laying around. TLDR: Got an SP the day of release because of my annoying cousin. Eat a dick Michael. Edit: my most upvoted comment is basically telling my cousin to eat a dick. Outstanding 💯
831 SyxxFtH8 Surprised it doesn't still have 48% charge.
1959 suddenly_ninja It's good to check underneath things you buy that people previously owned. Once, when I was in college, I picked up an old couch that was out on the street. I checked it over, and sprayed if with anti-flea spray just to be sure. But sure enough, I was sitting on the couch watching TV later that week, and felt a sharp sudden pain in my leg. I looked down and saw a shinobi from a rival clan had stabbed through my leg with his ninjatō. I would recommend that you wrap the couch for a couple of days, but since you owned it for a few years you are probably okay.
441 OverlandBaggles So there's definitely a story of a kid losing this thing. I lost both a DS and a GBA SP when I was younger. I just wish I could know what ended up happening to them and if people enjoyed them.
247 KnockingNeo Damn, come on, you gotta clean out a second hand couch when you get it... shit son
411 tanomous Free GBA:SP and Bed bugs? Not a bad deal
91 t0n3w0k3 If you dig deeper, you might find the missing child it belonged to.